Author Topic: Silly signs  (Read 339694 times)

AndyK

Re: Silly signs
« Reply #400 on: 19 July, 2012, 07:56:19 am »

clarion

  • Tyke
Re: Silly signs
« Reply #401 on: 19 July, 2012, 06:38:36 pm »
Not a sign, per se, but my ticket for phlebotomy at the hospital



It was about 1030 on 19 July 2012.

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HTFB

  • The Monkey and the Plywood Violin
Re: Silly signs
« Reply #402 on: 19 July, 2012, 08:47:28 pm »
Who is Number One?
Not especially helpful or mature

clarion

  • Tyke
Re: Silly signs
« Reply #403 on: 19 July, 2012, 08:54:52 pm »
;D That hadn't even occurred to me!
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clarion

  • Tyke
Re: Silly signs
« Reply #404 on: 20 July, 2012, 10:19:50 am »
Silly label this time, from my local pharmacist.  I hadn't noticed till the second day of the course...

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Re: Silly signs
« Reply #405 on: 20 July, 2012, 11:24:03 am »
There is no combination that works for that. 18 tablets. 5 days. erm ?
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LEE

Re: Silly signs
« Reply #406 on: 20 July, 2012, 11:25:58 am »
There is no combination that works for that. 18 tablets. 5 days. erm ?

It doesn't specify these tablets.  Just take any 6 tablets when these run out.

Actually these were the same instructions that God gave Moses (but he couldn't be arsed half way through the second day)

Re: Silly signs
« Reply #407 on: 20 July, 2012, 06:13:41 pm »

image002[1] by madcow99, on Flickr


Looks like  this may have been 'shopped but it made me laugh.

hellymedic

  • Just do it!
Re: Silly signs
« Reply #408 on: 20 July, 2012, 06:19:01 pm »
It's not been 'shopped but it's done the rounds on the intertubes for about five years now.
That and the 'prick with a fork' sausage pack...

clarion

  • Tyke
Re: Silly signs
« Reply #409 on: 22 July, 2012, 06:21:56 pm »
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Cudzoziemiec

  • Ride adventurously and stop for a brew.
Re: Silly signs
« Reply #410 on: 22 July, 2012, 08:44:56 pm »
By October the young ones will be a little bit older.
Riding a concrete path through the nebulous and chaotic future.

Jaded

  • The Codfather
  • Formerly known as Jaded
Re: Silly signs
« Reply #411 on: 24 July, 2012, 01:05:49 pm »
We might as well have this on e in here as well. GP surgery.

It is simpler than it looks.

JStone

  • E=112
Re: Silly signs
« Reply #412 on: 25 July, 2012, 09:08:15 pm »
Riding through Toulouse on Monday it quickly became clear that some of the signage was less than helpful -

Néophyte > 2007 > Ancien > 2011 > Récidiviste

AndyK

Re: Silly signs
« Reply #413 on: 26 July, 2012, 07:12:48 pm »

Re: Silly signs
« Reply #414 on: 27 July, 2012, 10:12:35 am »
Seen at the entrance to the Tesco superstore off Cowley junction, last night:



Not sure if the implications of that one bear thinking about.  :o ;D  :-X
"He who fights monsters should see to it that he himself does not become a monster. And if you gaze for long into an abyss, the abyss gazes also into you." ~ Freidrich Neitzsche

Re: Silly signs
« Reply #415 on: 27 July, 2012, 11:02:09 am »

I'm not sure that belongs in the silly signs thread. I think it is awesome.
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Torslanda

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  • Just a tart for retro kit . . .
    • John's Bikes
Re: Silly signs
« Reply #416 on: 27 July, 2012, 03:39:21 pm »
;D That hadn't even occurred to me!

S'funny. That was the first thing I thought of.  ;D
VELOMANCER

Well that's the more blunt way of putting it but as usual he's dead right.

Gus

  • Loosing weight stone by stone
    • We will return
Re: Silly signs
« Reply #417 on: 28 July, 2012, 05:00:31 pm »
Translation : Also for bicycles

Re: Silly signs
« Reply #418 on: 28 July, 2012, 10:10:03 pm »
Forgive me Father, for I have sinned. It has been too many days since I have ridden through the night with a brevet card in my pocket...

Re: Silly signs
« Reply #419 on: 31 July, 2012, 12:16:56 pm »


I did like the sound of that toilet.

Re: Silly signs
« Reply #420 on: 02 August, 2012, 07:46:36 am »
Go to flush and it demands you carry out an update first, then the lid crashes?

Jacomus

  • My favourite gender neutral pronoun is comrade
Re: Silly signs
« Reply #421 on: 02 August, 2012, 11:44:02 am »
Go to flush and it demands you carry out an update first, then the lid crashes?

 ;D

Oh man! Good job I wasn't drinking when I read that!
"The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity." Amelia Earhart

clarion

  • Tyke
Re: Silly signs
« Reply #422 on: 02 August, 2012, 08:12:11 pm »
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Kim

  • Timelord
    • Fediverse
Re: Silly signs
« Reply #423 on: 09 August, 2012, 07:20:53 pm »


Londo Mollari: "But this - this, this, this is like being nibbled to death by... what are those Earth creatures called? Feathers, long bill, webbed feet... go 'quack'..."
Vir Cotto: "Cats."
Londo Mollari: "Cats! I'm being nibbled to death by cats."

Re: Silly signs
« Reply #424 on: 13 August, 2012, 10:43:57 am »


Tescos. UPHAIL
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