Author Topic: Little Eye On The Provinces  (Read 374763 times)

Basil

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Re: Little Eye On The Provinces
« Reply #1825 on: 28 December, 2018, 09:18:15 am »
 :facepalm: I actually meant whisky.
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Re: Little Eye On The Provinces
« Reply #1826 on: 28 December, 2018, 09:35:25 am »
 ;D
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Re: Little Eye On The Provinces
« Reply #1828 on: 05 January, 2019, 12:10:20 am »
https://www.swindonadvertiser.co.uk/news/17335110.missing-goldfish-dave-leaves-swindon-owners-stumped/

Fun stuff here, great find roger

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The 36-year-old said she has seen hide nor hair of the pet fish, bought five years ago from Pets at Home.

Typo at the beginning With a ‘not’ missing...

Followed by the suggestion a goldfish has hide hair. Mind you, it is Swindon.
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Re: Little Eye On The Provinces
« Reply #1829 on: 05 January, 2019, 12:14:51 am »
Aliens! </rimmer>

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Re: Little Eye On The Provinces
« Reply #1830 on: 05 January, 2019, 12:05:01 pm »
<cat> 'I broke my tooth!'
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Well that's the more blunt way of putting it but as usual he's dead right.

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Re: Little Eye On The Provinces
« Reply #1831 on: 05 January, 2019, 12:13:19 pm »

rogerzilla

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Hard work sometimes pays off in the end, but laziness ALWAYS pays off NOW.

rogerzilla

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Torslanda

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Re: Little Eye On The Provinces
« Reply #1834 on: 11 January, 2019, 01:35:19 pm »
Aged a bit in the second photo...
VELOMANCER

Well that's the more blunt way of putting it but as usual he's dead right.

rogerzilla

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Re: Little Eye On The Provinces
« Reply #1835 on: 11 January, 2019, 01:49:33 pm »
It doesn't just give you short sight and hairy palms...
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Torslanda

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Re: Little Eye On The Provinces
« Reply #1836 on: 11 January, 2019, 02:43:44 pm »
Can you type that a bit bigger...?
VELOMANCER

Well that's the more blunt way of putting it but as usual he's dead right.


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Re: Little Eye On The Provinces
« Reply #1838 on: 13 January, 2019, 11:24:13 pm »
Quote from: Dez
It doesn’t matter where you start. Just start.

Re: Little Eye On The Provinces
« Reply #1839 on: 14 January, 2019, 09:30:56 pm »
Just love my home city

https://www.hulldailymail.co.uk/news/hull-east-yorkshire-news/hull-woman-turns-purple-cocktail-2423175

Originally this article had the comments switched on, but they soon got switched off when the female involved was getting ridiculed.

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Re: Little Eye On The Provinces
« Reply #1840 on: 14 January, 2019, 10:13:36 pm »
Have they seriously tried to pixellate out the house number?!
It is simpler than it looks.

rogerzilla

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Re: Little Eye On The Provinces
« Reply #1842 on: 15 January, 2019, 01:10:52 pm »
Just love my home city

https://www.hulldailymail.co.uk/news/hull-east-yorkshire-news/hull-woman-turns-purple-cocktail-2423175

Originally this article had the comments switched on, but they soon got switched off when the female involved was getting ridiculed.

I think she's got a point.
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Re: Little Eye On The Provinces
« Reply #1845 on: 22 January, 2019, 10:35:00 pm »
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Revellers in Cheltenham reportedly spotted a sickening sight in the town over the weekend, as a severed 'goats head' was left on the pavement outside a popular pub.

One shocked passer-by was walking along Bath Road in Cheltenham, when they witnessed the goat head lying on the pavement.

They said: "It was about 10.30pm Saturday night and the goat head was just on the path outside Wetherspoon, everyone was just acting like normal.

"We did go past Sunday morning but it was gone."

The disgusting image reveals the animal's head on the pavement, but that is not the end of the unusual circumstances surrounding what happened to the rest of the goat.

They added: "My friend also said there was someone in a nun costume who dropped it out of a duffel bag and ran off."

Gloucestershire Live: 'Nun with duffel bag' drops 'severed goat head' on pavement outside Cheltenham pub

NB - contains a graphic (allowing for the crappy phone camera) image of the severed head.
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Re: Little Eye On The Provinces
« Reply #1846 on: 22 January, 2019, 10:37:26 pm »
Satanic ritual, or normal for Weatherspoons?

Re: Little Eye On The Provinces
« Reply #1847 on: 22 January, 2019, 10:51:10 pm »
Given it's Cheltenham, it could have been a GCHQ team-building exercise. Cryptanalysis probably has a higher than average oddball quotient. :demon:
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Re: Little Eye On The Provinces
« Reply #1849 on: 23 January, 2019, 12:05:15 am »
Satanic ritual, or normal for Weatherspoons?
Chilly thought.
It is simpler than it looks.