Author Topic: How I cooked my bike  (Read 10091 times)

zigzag

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How I cooked my bike
« on: 03 November, 2012, 10:35:27 pm »
some time ago i've added mudguards to my bike and thought that any type of lubricant on mudguard fixing bolts is not a good idea, as it may increase the chance of them rattling loose. so i've attached the mudguards with dry bolts and they stayed fine, until (two years later) i decided to check if they are still tight, and tight they were. i sheared one bolt head, then had to undo another - same story.. doh! they were properly fused with the frame (alloy frame/steel bolts). i've managed to take one out by drilling, dremeling and tapping - yay! not so lucky with another broken bolt. drilled out the 3.2mm guide hole, tried to tap it out with 4mm tap (the original thread is 5mm), and the tap broke off inside! after grinding off the pointy bit of broken tap (so it doesn't foul the chain) i kept on riding with the mudguard attached to the rack mount holes, which was fine. but every time i cleaned the bike i was wondering how can i get this burger out:





then, i found this brilliant advice. while the cat's away, a mini lab was set up in the kitchen:





the frame was simmering nicely and the inclusion was melting away, to my surprise:







five hours later - ta da!!



the lacquer on the dropout was stained by iron oxide in the water, barely noticeable:



order and harmony restored! ;D  (and any evidence in the kitchen cleared)


Re: How I cooked my bike
« Reply #1 on: 03 November, 2012, 10:39:10 pm »
My friend, you are totally nuts.

But well done!

How I cooked my bike
« Reply #2 on: 03 November, 2012, 10:39:30 pm »
I bet you get sussed out. It'll be your nuts and bolts hanging over a hot pan then :D
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clarion

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Re: How I cooked my bike
« Reply #3 on: 03 November, 2012, 10:41:54 pm »
Completely bonkers.  But the right result :thumbsup:
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David Martin

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Re: How I cooked my bike
« Reply #4 on: 03 November, 2012, 10:43:51 pm »
What were you cooking the frame in? Acid of some sort?
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Rhys W

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Re: How I cooked my bike
« Reply #5 on: 03 November, 2012, 10:57:17 pm »
Click the link, Dr Martin.

Best use of a workstand ever.

David Martin

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Re: How I cooked my bike
« Reply #6 on: 03 November, 2012, 11:01:04 pm »
Oh yes. Nice to see some classical chemistry in action.
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Charlotte

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Re: How I cooked my bike
« Reply #7 on: 03 November, 2012, 11:12:07 pm »
*THAT* is bloody genius!

Yay science :thumbsup:
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Pingu

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Re: How I cooked my bike
« Reply #8 on: 03 November, 2012, 11:26:32 pm »
This is what they want  :thumbsup:

Wowbagger

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Re: How I cooked my bike
« Reply #9 on: 03 November, 2012, 11:35:08 pm »
So what's the chemical reaction going on there then?
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andygates

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Re: How I cooked my bike
« Reply #10 on: 03 November, 2012, 11:38:15 pm »
Oh well done! 

Also: threadlock.  Acts as corrosion-fusion barrier and shake-loose-preventer.  Perfect for mudguard bolts.  But so are zipties ;)
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Re: How I cooked my bike
« Reply #11 on: 04 November, 2012, 07:25:51 am »
You deserve an Order of the Brown Overall for that one!

marcusjb

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Re: How I cooked my bike
« Reply #12 on: 04 November, 2012, 08:12:16 am »
You deserve an Order of the Brown Overall for that one!

Definitely

Probably the best photo ever seen on here, certainly the bravest! I would hate to think what would happen if you had got caught!

Brilliant stuff. Well done.
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Re: How I cooked my bike
« Reply #13 on: 04 November, 2012, 09:32:05 am »
I'm thinking that putting a photo on the internet, establishing your guilt beyond reasonable doubt probably isn't the best idea, viz-a-vis the Mrs Zigzag situation...?
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zigzag

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Re: How I cooked my bike
« Reply #14 on: 04 November, 2012, 10:22:47 am »
come to think of it - alum is safe, odourless and kitchen friendly; bike was thoroughly cleaned beforehand; pyrex bowl unmarked..

but i understand that if "seen in action" all logical explanations would go out the window

Re: How I cooked my bike
« Reply #15 on: 04 November, 2012, 10:24:03 am »
Well done.
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Re: How I cooked my bike
« Reply #16 on: 04 November, 2012, 10:33:31 am »
I think we see the Aldi work-stand in play there?  I've been very pleased with mine, though I hope not to have to use it for your purpose!  A fascinating story, thanks!

David Martin

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Re: How I cooked my bike
« Reply #17 on: 04 November, 2012, 09:54:59 pm »
The reaction is taking KAl(SO4)2 +Fe and converting it to Fe(III)2(SO4)3 probably plus aluminium salts kicking about in the solution.
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Cudzoziemiec

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Re: How I cooked my bike
« Reply #18 on: 04 November, 2012, 11:55:01 pm »
Excellent! And it is a food preservative, so kitchen fettling is fully appropriate.
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Re: How I cooked my bike
« Reply #19 on: 05 November, 2012, 12:32:12 am »
Hmmm. Just in case.

Would this work on a Ti frame ?
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Re: How I cooked my bike
« Reply #20 on: 05 November, 2012, 08:04:12 am »
Hmmm. Just in case.

Would this work on a Ti frame ?

I'm not a chemist, but my understanding is that it reacts with stuff that has Fe in it. - on which basis, your Ti frame with a bit of vanadium and ally in it should be ok.

Torslanda

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Re: How I cooked my bike
« Reply #21 on: 05 November, 2012, 09:25:46 am »
Fantastic.

'Dear Religion.

Today I helped a man to repair his damaged bicycle frame.

Recently, you remember, I helped a man to ascend in a balloon to the edge of space and allow him to parachute safely back to earth.

You are still making people learn things by rote to the exclusion of everything else that is stimulating, positive or even useful, besides teaching them that what they read is the absolute truth - even though we ALL know that it is not - and shooting people who want to question you.

DKUATB. Later.

Science.'
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Well that's the more blunt way of putting it but as usual he's dead right.

Re: How I cooked my bike
« Reply #22 on: 05 November, 2012, 08:51:47 pm »
I seem to remember Alum had special properties relating to radiation contamination also but could be forgetful.
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mcshroom

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Re: How I cooked my bike
« Reply #23 on: 05 November, 2012, 08:56:50 pm »
Fantastic.

'Dear Religion.

Today I helped a man to repair his damaged bicycle frame.

Recently, you remember, I helped a man to ascend in a balloon to the edge of space and allow him to parachute safely back to earth.

You are still making people learn things by rote to the exclusion of everything else that is stimulating, positive or even useful, besides teaching them that what they read is the absolute truth - even though we ALL know that it is not - and shooting people who want to question you.

DKUATB. Later.

Science.'

But what would Science have done if the Good Lord had not created it ;)
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Re: How I cooked my bike
« Reply #24 on: 05 November, 2012, 09:03:06 pm »
Fantastic.

'Dear Religion.

Today I helped a man to repair his damaged bicycle frame.

Recently, you remember, I helped a man to ascend in a balloon to the edge of space and allow him to parachute safely back to earth.

You are still making people learn things by rote to the exclusion of everything else that is stimulating, positive or even useful, besides teaching them that what they read is the absolute truth - even though we ALL know that it is not - and shooting people who want to question you.

DKUATB. Later.

Science.'

"Dear Science,

Thanks for providing men with ever more efficient ways of killing each other.

Later.

Religion"

 :P
;D  Andrij.  I pronounce you Complete and Utter GIT   :thumbsup: