Pub not open until the 24th now, so you’ll have to wait until the 29th I’m afraid. We will have a big marquee up in the back garden, not my crappy little one. The new shed bar will be operational, so you don’t even have to go into the pub - tutti al fresco.
The guidelines say groups of up to 30 in the pub, which is the equivalent of 2 households if you have as many children as Boris. And remember what he said - if you can go to the pub, got to The Compasses, don’t stay at home, go to the pub, preferably by bicycle, but only one or more forms of exercise day, which in turn will allow us to take back control of our borders and unleash this country’s full potential... ad infinitum... ignoratio elenchi... piffle piffle, spaff the wiff waff up the wall...