Author Topic: Monkey on the loose in Stroud.  (Read 1627 times)

Wowbagger

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Re: Monkey on the loose in Stroud.
« Reply #1 on: 10 January, 2024, 09:51:40 pm »
Cat.


T42

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Re: Monkey on the loose in Stroud.
« Reply #3 on: 11 January, 2024, 09:12:39 am »
Is a primate on the loose..? Should be easy enough to spot, what with the cope & mitre.
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Re: Monkey on the loose in Stroud.
« Reply #4 on: 11 January, 2024, 09:31:56 am »
Some form of gorilla warfare.

Re: Monkey on the loose in Stroud.
« Reply #5 on: 11 January, 2024, 09:41:04 am »
Poor Monkey would have no chance in Hartlepool .
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Re: Monkey on the loose in Stroud.
« Reply #6 on: 11 January, 2024, 10:32:42 am »
Andre Greipel!
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Pingu

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Re: Monkey on the loose in Stroud.
« Reply #7 on: 11 January, 2024, 11:14:12 am »
That's a howler.

Re: Monkey on the loose in Stroud.
« Reply #8 on: 11 January, 2024, 01:18:21 pm »
"He who fights monsters should see to it that he himself does not become a monster. And if you gaze for long into an abyss, the abyss gazes also into you." ~ Freidrich Neitzsche

rogerzilla

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Re: Monkey on the loose in Stroud.
« Reply #9 on: 12 January, 2024, 11:52:30 am »
Flatus after a night on the sauce.
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Steph

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Re: Monkey on the loose in Stroud.
« Reply #10 on: 14 January, 2024, 08:03:57 pm »
Steve Bell's "If..." and the police informer, John the Monkey
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Regulator

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Re: Monkey on the loose in Stroud.
« Reply #11 on: 18 January, 2024, 12:21:53 pm »
Are we sure it's not just Jonathan Gullis on a visit to his colleague, Siobhan Baillie?
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Re: Monkey on the loose in Stroud.
« Reply #12 on: 18 January, 2024, 01:41:19 pm »
We’ve had or are having a Transport Minister of some kind visit, so it could have been him/her/they.
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rogerzilla

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Re: Monkey on the loose in Stroud.
« Reply #13 on: 18 January, 2024, 02:09:46 pm »
What happened to Cuddles after Keith Harris died?  He might be out there searching for that duck.
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rogerzilla

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Re: Monkey on the loose in Stroud.
« Reply #14 on: 28 January, 2024, 07:52:26 pm »
 https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-highlands-islands-68123398

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Bluebottle

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Re: Monkey on the loose in Stroud.
« Reply #15 on: 28 January, 2024, 08:03:59 pm »
There are film crews out looking to film it for "Gorillas in the Minch".
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Re: Monkey on the loose in Stroud.
« Reply #16 on: 30 January, 2024, 06:29:55 pm »
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