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Re: If you could be a top flight professional, in what would it be?
« Reply #50 on: 01 December, 2016, 09:32:35 pm »
Not cracked that one then?

Ruthie

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Re: If you could be a top flight professional, in what would it be?
« Reply #51 on: 01 December, 2016, 09:33:06 pm »
Trapeze artist. Or astronaut. Or biochemist. How could one combine these I wonder.
Milk please, no sugar.

Re: If you could be a top flight professional, in what would it be?
« Reply #52 on: 01 December, 2016, 09:41:27 pm »
Performing experiments in a gravity free environment?

Re: If you could be a top flight professional, in what would it be?
« Reply #53 on: 01 December, 2016, 10:10:24 pm »
I quite fancy being a BBC Commisioning Executive. The opportunity to shape our culture, and the salary, are attractive.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/commissioning/tv/articles/who-we-are-how-we-commission

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QUTFm55I_9g


Phil W

Re: If you could be a top flight professional, in what would it be?
« Reply #54 on: 01 December, 2016, 10:14:31 pm »
Captain of a submarine

caerau

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Re: If you could be a top flight professional, in what would it be?
« Reply #55 on: 01 December, 2016, 10:18:13 pm »
Captain of a submarine


Wouldn't that be boring in the extreme most of the time?  I suppose the captn is the only one who doesn't have to sleep in a torpedo tube.

It's a reverse Elvis thing.

ian

Re: If you could be a top flight professional, in what would it be?
« Reply #56 on: 01 December, 2016, 10:51:48 pm »
Tbh, I wouldn't want to be top flight of anything. It sounds far too much like hard work. I mean it's surely super being an astronaut. You get bossed around all the time and then blasted into space on top of a big dangerous firework to spend a brief period being sick through your nose before risking being burned to a crisp coming home. If you don't die at some point, which is quite likely. I'll pass. My idea of risk is the top on my caution-contents-may-be-hot Caffe Nero latte being imperfectly sealed.

I'm happy being in the middle. Achievers are tiresome. Aspiration is exhausting. I like where I am, I have a job where I'm paid a lot to do mostly whatever I feel like when I like doing it, my main exasperation is corporate nonsense caused by those achievers who at the end of day are still answering email while I drink some gin (it's ginvent!), I'm married to a woman I love, with two cats of doubtful loyalty, writing books that no one other than me would read (and I don't have to care because doing things for the hell of it makes them completely worthwhile). And I've got good tunes on my iPhone. Pffft to the top flight, they can have it. It's better down below.

Re: If you could be a top flight professional, in what would it be?
« Reply #57 on: 01 December, 2016, 10:52:35 pm »
I've just learned that Japanese Combat Swimming is a thing. Not quite sure what the options are for career progression, but recognition should be fairly easy to come by.



IanDG

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Re: If you could be a top flight professional, in what would it be?
« Reply #58 on: 01 December, 2016, 10:56:49 pm »
I want'd to be a cycling professional in the late 70's early 80's.I was fast on the right day, some days unbeatable - but was gutted at the time that I never was. In hind sight I just didn't have it mentally tho'.

zigzag

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Re: If you could be a top flight professional, in what would it be?
« Reply #59 on: 01 December, 2016, 11:07:40 pm »
i'd want to be a top classical music composer, like the greats of baroque :thumbsup:

(i wanted to be an astronaut when i was a kid)

citoyen

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Re: If you could be a top flight professional, in what would it be?
« Reply #60 on: 01 December, 2016, 11:19:17 pm »
Tbh, I wouldn't want to be top flight of anything. It sounds far too much like hard work.

Call me perverse but the hard work is part of what appeals to me about the idea of being a top chef. I had a few kitchen jobs when I was young and I loved the heat and pressure and permanent sense of imminent violence.

I'm not sure if I really ever had what it takes to get to the top, but I think I could have made a decent career out of it - especially when I look at some of the numpties on Professional Masterchef, I just know I would have been better at it than a lot of them.
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Re: If you could be a top flight professional, in what would it be?
« Reply #61 on: 01 December, 2016, 11:29:21 pm »
Operatic tenor.  Or maybe baritone, the pay's not as good but you don't have to hug La Dame de Too Much Chocolate.

Her.
La Dame de Too Much Chocolate.
Or maybe a poker player.

citoyen

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Re: If you could be a top flight professional, in what would it be?
« Reply #62 on: 01 December, 2016, 11:31:05 pm »
Travel writer.  Imagine getting paid to go on holiday!

Chief taster for Walkers crisps!
"The future's all yours, you lousy bicycles."

Torslanda

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Re: If you could be a top flight professional, in what would it be?
« Reply #63 on: 02 December, 2016, 12:12:19 am »
Real world? Wheel builder, frame builder.

Fantasy? Helicopter pilot.
VELOMANCER

Well that's the more blunt way of putting it but as usual he's dead right.

Jaded

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Re: If you could be a top flight professional, in what would it be?
« Reply #64 on: 02 December, 2016, 06:54:20 am »
Apollo Flight Controller.

Or a photojournalist in the 70s onwards.
It is simpler than it looks.

Re: If you could be a top flight professional, in what would it be?
« Reply #65 on: 02 December, 2016, 07:31:08 am »
Swordsman

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Re: If you could be a top flight professional, in what would it be?
« Reply #66 on: 02 December, 2016, 07:58:04 am »
It's interesting that a goodly proportion of the responses above list creative jobs (apart from Kim :demon:) but I'm guessing that those contributors are in professions with very little creativity.

You guess wrong. But if you've already spent over half your life in a profession why not choose something different?  Choosing the same profession , would not be particularly creative me thinks.

That's sort of my point. People dream of being in creative jobs but could they have pursued that dream earlier in life with different guidance?
Not in my case. I can't sing a note.
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ElyDave

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Re: If you could be a top flight professional, in what would it be?
« Reply #67 on: 02 December, 2016, 08:17:39 am »
Brewer or winemaker

I'd say I'm already up there (maybe not top 0.001%) of the profession that chose me (not quite the one I had intended).

I always wanted to be an RAF pilot when I was growing up, but I don't think I'd have been good at taking orders
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fuzzy

Re: If you could be a top flight professional, in what would it be?
« Reply #68 on: 02 December, 2016, 08:25:16 am »

Or a photojournalist in the 70s onwards.

Oooh yes! A Don MCullin or Tim Page type :thumbsup:

T42

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Re: If you could be a top flight professional, in what would it be?
« Reply #69 on: 02 December, 2016, 08:31:56 am »
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Not in my case. I can't sing a note.

I've often wondered how many people would have had voices like Pavarotti if they hadn't been tone-deaf.
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Cudzoziemiec

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Re: If you could be a top flight professional, in what would it be?
« Reply #70 on: 02 December, 2016, 08:42:35 am »
I've just learned that Japanese Combat Swimming is a thing. Not quite sure what the options are for career progression, but recognition should be fairly easy to come by.



Yes, we recognise this character.
Swimming? Check!
Combative? Check!
Horned helmet? Check!

And all this time Torslanda has never let on that his wife is a Japanese Combat Swimmer!  :D
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caerau

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Re: If you could be a top flight professional, in what would it be?
« Reply #71 on: 02 December, 2016, 09:35:43 am »
Swordsman


Get thee to California, it's not too late
It's a reverse Elvis thing.

Re: If you could be a top flight professional, in what would it be?
« Reply #72 on: 02 December, 2016, 08:56:50 pm »
The bestest violinist there ever was.

Given my musical talents this is similar to wanting to fly, without artificial aids, to the moon (and back preferably).

Other than that, I'd like to have been Jacques Cousteau.  I can actually swim quite well although my French would need improvement.
Move Faster and Bake Things

fuzzy

Re: If you could be a top flight professional, in what would it be?
« Reply #73 on: 02 December, 2016, 10:27:16 pm »
Another one for me- animal conservationist.

Pedal Castro

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Re: If you could be a top flight professional, in what would it be?
« Reply #74 on: 03 December, 2016, 07:59:24 am »
I am already there, somewhere between top 0.0001 and 0.005 depending on the metric used. It's OK but I am really looking forward to retirement in a year or two so I can ride my bike more.  ;D