Kim, you are very bad!
Might as well check an ACME Instant Hole over it and have done with it.
Heaven forfend that a "real steel" bike with a generous dressing of drillium parts gets used on a proper ride - to me, it screams "pootle a couple of blocks to a cafe and spend a sunny afternoon sipping coffee and posing in one's Rapha gear" bike. Ironic beards and quiffs optional.