A message to newts

[nicknack]

If you want to live a long and healthy life don't stand in the middle of the path in the dark when I come to put the bin out. 

[woollypigs]

We got suicide snails around here, they just want to cross the path where it is busiest.

[nicknack]

They go crunch though. Newts sort of squelch.

[Analog Kid]

If you want to live a long and healthy life don't stand in the middle of the path in the dark when I come to put the bin out. 

Does that go in 'landfill' or 'garden waste' then..

..and is it this Thursday or next?

Confused..

[nicknack]

Landfill. Tomorrow.