Author Topic: what I have learned today.  (Read 858440 times)

Cudzoziemiec

  • Ride adventurously and stop for a brew.
Re: what I have learned today.
« Reply #2450 on: 05 April, 2018, 04:18:52 pm »
That the Republic of Juliana was not founded by a forumite.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Juliana_Republic
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SoreTween

  • Most of me survived the Pennine Bridleway.
Re: what I have learned today.
« Reply #2451 on: 05 April, 2018, 09:15:29 pm »
Except in the US of course, where it's a low-fat lattemacchofrappamappagattacino or somesuch. You have no idea how many times I have spell out my name in American coffee shops. I was impressed once to see it rendered Yuan on the side of a cup. I really don't look very Chinese.
You are Alistair Dabbs and ICMFP
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There is only one infinite resource in this universe; human stupidity.

Torslanda

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  • Just a tart for retro kit . . .
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Re: what I have learned today.
« Reply #2452 on: 14 April, 2018, 09:09:50 pm »
The musical form 'Viking Metal' is a thing.

Made LAWNMOWER DETH sound like a Bach chorale.

Er. No thanks . . .
VELOMANCER

Well that's the more blunt way of putting it but as usual he's dead right.

T42

  • Apprentice geezer
Re: what I have learned today.
« Reply #2453 on: 15 April, 2018, 10:48:45 am »
The original typescript of Dracula was found in a Pennsylvania barn in the 1980s.
I've dusted off all those old bottles and set them up straight

Clare

  • Is in NZ
Re: what I have learned today.
« Reply #2454 on: 23 April, 2018, 01:30:22 pm »
Neither Norbert nor Trevor is an acceptable name for a royal baby.

It is going to be a long afternoon.


barakta

  • Bastard lovechild of Yomiko Readman and Johnny 5
Re: what I have learned today.
« Reply #2455 on: 23 April, 2018, 02:08:02 pm »
OhGod royalist colleagues....

I only had one of those, and she wasn't that bad, mostly just liked visiting Buck Palace to gawp occasionally. The rest of us were suitably unkeen on them and one was entertaining when wound up :D...

Cudzoziemiec

  • Ride adventurously and stop for a brew.
Re: what I have learned today.
« Reply #2456 on: 23 April, 2018, 02:56:31 pm »
Colleagues is it? I'd assumed this was radio chat!

Though you can see the point with Norbert, as he'd be Prince Nobby. Anyway, what if it's a girl (or has it been born already?)
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citoyen

  • Occasionally rides a bike
Re: what I have learned today.
« Reply #2457 on: 23 April, 2018, 03:13:44 pm »
What 'SJW' really stands for...
https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=SJW

Mmmm, nice.
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barakta

  • Bastard lovechild of Yomiko Readman and Johnny 5
Re: what I have learned today.
« Reply #2458 on: 23 April, 2018, 04:07:30 pm »
A little boy, born some hours ago...

Torslanda

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  • Just a tart for retro kit . . .
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Re: what I have learned today.
« Reply #2459 on: 02 May, 2018, 11:52:08 pm »
Following up on an enquiry for a customer, SRAM eTap is wireless and needs to be synchronised - components paired - before it will work. The scope for fun in a peloton is greatly reduced.

Bloody spoilsports...
VELOMANCER

Well that's the more blunt way of putting it but as usual he's dead right.

T42

  • Apprentice geezer
Re: what I have learned today.
« Reply #2460 on: 03 May, 2018, 08:03:10 am »
What 'SJW' really stands for...
https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=SJW

Mmmm, nice.

When I see the initials SJ in anything I immediately think "Jesuit". 
I've dusted off all those old bottles and set them up straight

Andrij

  • Андрій
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Re: what I have learned today.
« Reply #2461 on: 06 May, 2018, 08:21:55 pm »
;D  Andrij.  I pronounce you Complete and Utter GIT   :thumbsup:

Mr Larrington

  • A bit ov a lyv wyr by slof standirds
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Re: what I have learned today.
« Reply #2462 on: 06 May, 2018, 09:45:05 pm »
The post office in Hyder, Alaska, is about 50 metres closer to the South Pole than the south side of the Erskine Bridge over the Clyde west of Glasgow.
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Satisfying the Bloodlust of the Masses in Peacetime

ElyDave

  • Royal and Ancient Polar Bear Society member 263583
Re: what I have learned today.
« Reply #2463 on: 06 May, 2018, 10:10:48 pm »
We are pretty far north, buggered when the Atlantic conveyor gives up
“Procrastination is the thief of time, collar him.” –Charles Dickens

Phil W

Re: what I have learned today.
« Reply #2464 on: 06 May, 2018, 10:19:55 pm »
The post office in Hyder, Alaska, is about 50 metres closer to the South Pole than the south side of the Erskine Bridge over the Clyde west of Glasgow.

I visited Hyder back in 2000. Weird place, a short drive from Canadian side, and pretty much a place that would seem to fit into a wild west type scenario. I have a piccy or two I took, which will be on CD near the PC. Might see if I can locate

Re: what I have learned today.
« Reply #2465 on: 07 May, 2018, 12:40:30 am »
We are pretty far north, buggered when the Atlantic conveyor gives up

I thought that the Argentinians had already dealt with that.

ElyDave

  • Royal and Ancient Polar Bear Society member 263583
Re: what I have learned today.
« Reply #2466 on: 07 May, 2018, 07:09:22 am »
We are pretty far north, buggered when the Atlantic conveyor gives up

I thought that the Argentinians had already dealt with that.

I was wondering how long that would take.

The current system, including the gulf stream
“Procrastination is the thief of time, collar him.” –Charles Dickens

Mr Larrington

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Re: what I have learned today.
« Reply #2467 on: 07 May, 2018, 10:07:18 am »
The post office in Hyder, Alaska, is about 50 metres closer to the South Pole than the south side of the Erskine Bridge over the Clyde west of Glasgow.

I visited Hyder back in 2000. Weird place, a short drive from Canadian side, and pretty much a place that would seem to fit into a wild west type scenario. I have a piccy or two I took, which will be on CD near the PC. Might see if I can locate

I went there in 2015 but trying to find the pictures would be too much hassle until I'm on a Real ComputerTM.  Lt. Col. Larrington (retd.)'s steam-powered laptop does not qualify.
External Transparent Wall Inspection Operative & Mayor of Mortagne-au-Perche
Satisfying the Bloodlust of the Masses in Peacetime

Re: what I have learned today.
« Reply #2468 on: 07 May, 2018, 11:14:46 am »
Following up on an enquiry for a customer, SRAM eTap is wireless and needs to be synchronised - components paired - before it will work. The scope for fun in a peloton is greatly reduced.

Bloody spoilsports...

Unless some devious oik develops a little box of tricks that scans around, finds kit on different bikes and does a bit of cross pairing...

Beardy

  • Shedist
Re: what I have learned today.
« Reply #2469 on: 07 May, 2018, 11:36:55 am »
We are pretty far north, buggered when the Atlantic conveyor gives up
Its amazing to realise that with the exception of Alaska the whole of USAinia isa fair bit south of the southern most latitiude of the UK.
For every complex problem in the world, there is a simple and easily understood solution that’s wrong.

Re: what I have learned today.
« Reply #2470 on: 07 May, 2018, 07:37:58 pm »
That Madagascar produces 75% of the world's Vanilla.
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Basil

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Re: what I have learned today.
« Reply #2471 on: 07 May, 2018, 09:55:10 pm »
That the word Kingdom is accepted  as gender neutral.  (YMMV)
Possibly to save having to change the name of an entire country.
We could have been living in the UQ.
Admission.  I'm actually not that fussed about cake.

Kim

  • Timelord
    • Fediverse
Re: what I have learned today.
« Reply #2472 on: 07 May, 2018, 10:01:46 pm »
That the word Kingdom is accepted  as gender neutral.  (YMMV)
Possibly to save having to change the name of an entire country.
We could have been living in the UQ.

United Queendom sounds a lot more fabulous.

Beardy

  • Shedist
Re: what I have learned today.
« Reply #2473 on: 08 May, 2018, 08:02:28 am »
That the word Kingdom is accepted  as gender neutral.  (YMMV)
Possibly to save having to change the name of an entire country.
We could have been living in the UQ.

United Queendom sounds a lot more fabulous.
You might be seen as a little biased!  :P
For every complex problem in the world, there is a simple and easily understood solution that’s wrong.

Giraffe

  • I brake for Giraffes
Re: what I have learned today.
« Reply #2474 on: 08 May, 2018, 08:06:14 am »
It May happen with the Mercury rising.
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