The London Underground bad pun thread

[jogler]

I'll no longer do work in London.It's Morden I can be bothered with,I can't Stanmore

[rogerzilla]

The Queensway too old for cycling.

[jogler]

We use a lot of drywall fixings so I keep the Stockwell up of those.

[Biggsy]

I'm going to try body paint.  Wood Green be a good colour for my Arsenal that?

[Woofage]

the builder drew up his list: 2 tons of Brix, ton of concrete...oh, better fix the Aldgate.

[Wowbagger]

The International Union of Sex Workers held their annual Body Painting Competition in London. Despite the introduction of rules strictly preventing unseemly displays of celebration, in the Metallic Finish event the Goldhawk Road after she won first prize.

[Wowbagger]

I'm afraid that Louis Armstrong won't be performing his number one hit single at this evening's performance because Dollis Hill.

[Biff]

Outside the Manor House stood a Colliers Wood, in which could be found a Burnt Oak, inhabited by an Angel who, if disturbed by the Royals Victoria and Albert would Turnham Green.

[Psychler]

I always thought shandy was only made with lemonade but apparently it's also Maida Vale

[orienteer]

My Jaffa Cakes keep disappearing, don't know who's been Ickenham.

[lundergrounder]

The other day, Donald and I were out on the boating lake, rowing a boat. I rowed at first, but it was tiring. When I was Dundonald Road. (I know, that's Tramlink, but the more the merrier!)
You wanna get married? Sure, as long as it's not in (a) Whitechapel.
There used to be two parts to this hall: the Upper Hall and the Lower Hall. One day, a crane came and took the Upper Holloway, so now only the Lower Hall remains. (That's London Overground!)
I like taking pictures. I took one of the Aldgate, then of the Archway. I especially want to take Moorgate and Moor Park pictures.

[toontra]

My Jaffa Cakes keep disappearing, don't know who's been Ickenham.

It's a Fairlop, ocifer.

[lundergrounder]

I Maida Vale able (made available) many different puns.

[rogerzilla]

I saw that Philip Green park his yacht in Monaco.