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Title: Marmite thread.
Post by: Beardy on 28 April, 2019, 10:41:27 am
I thought we should have a dedicated Marmite thread, to discuss all things Marmite and to showcase photos of the beloved thread in exotic or ordinary locations.
Title: Re: Marmite thread.
Post by: Beardy on 28 April, 2019, 10:44:53 am
The first Question though, do you love Marmite or hate Marmite. Or is this just a myth and you actually just feel ambivalent towards the lovely stuff?

I thought we had a poll option, but I can’t find it so no worries.
Title: Re: Marmite thread.
Post by: hubner on 28 April, 2019, 11:29:45 am
I don't love or hate it, just like.
Title: Re: Marmite thread.
Post by: Jaded on 28 April, 2019, 11:52:23 am
I love it but it plays havoc with colitis/crohns
Title: Re: Marmite thread.
Post by: barakta on 28 April, 2019, 12:19:59 pm
I don't eat it as marmite if I can help it - I can eat it (unlike peanut butter which is evil and inedible) but I wouldn't choose to eat it.

I do like twiglets though.

My dad likes marmite so much he has it with marmalade on his toast "marmalite"  :sick:
Title: Re: Marmite thread.
Post by: Canardly on 28 April, 2019, 12:49:34 pm
What a great idea B. Will give that one a try.
Title: Re: Marmite thread.
Post by: hellymedic on 28 April, 2019, 01:09:03 pm
I don't eat it as marmite if I can help it - I can eat it (unlike peanut butter which is evil and inedible) but I wouldn't choose to eat it.

I do like twiglets though.

My dad likes marmite so much he has it with marmalade on his toast "marmalite"  :sick:

I believe some denizens of uk.rec.sheds were marmalite likers.

I don't care for Marmite but don't really hate it.
Title: Re: Marmite thread.
Post by: Mr Larrington on 28 April, 2019, 01:12:16 pm
Foul stuff.  It's made from oil that's done twenty thousand miles in the sump of a minicab.
Title: Re: Marmite thread.
Post by: Paul on 28 April, 2019, 01:39:03 pm
By a wierd coincidence (https://yacf.co.uk/forum/index.php?topic=46587.msg2389121#msg2389121)...
Title: Re: Marmite thread.
Post by: Basil on 28 April, 2019, 01:50:58 pm
(https://live.staticflickr.com/65535/46805425395_18b4870f7b_b.jpg) (https://flic.kr/p/2ej33i2)
20190428_133935 (2) (https://flic.kr/p/2ej33i2) by Basil W (https://www.flickr.com/photos/153328377@N08/), on Flickr
Title: Re: Marmite thread.
Post by: Jurek on 28 April, 2019, 02:28:35 pm
Marmite is best deployed onto the windscreens and side windows of cars belonging to motorists who have systematically and repeatedly chosen to ignore The Highway Code.
Vegemite, on the other hand, is the food of kings.
Title: Re: Marmite thread.
Post by: T42 on 28 April, 2019, 02:40:21 pm
Marmite is best deployed onto the windscreens and side windows of cars belonging to motorists who have systematically and repeatedly chosen to ignore The Highway Code.

Door handles really leaves 'em guessing.

WRT Marmite I can take it or leave it. When we have a jar, which is increasingly rare, it lasts for years.

I voted meh! but I would have preferred it without the exclamation mark.
Title: Re: Marmite thread.
Post by: Jurek on 28 April, 2019, 03:04:26 pm
Having been hit directly in the eye by a snowball thrown by one of my colleagues whilst I was employed by the AA as a Relay driver, I chose to smear the door handles, steering wheel and handbrake lever of his crewed vehicle with jam.
I took time afterwards to point out to him that it could've so easily been dog shit and not jam.
Title: Re: Marmite thread.
Post by: Aidan on 28 April, 2019, 03:33:55 pm
I really like it and wiill eat it occasionally with a spoon. In fact   I had Marmite on crumpets for lunch today in fact. It also makes a nice drink if added to hot water.  I have a jar of Vegemite too, as I really like that as well, but if I had to choose between them I'd go for Marmite :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Marmite thread.
Post by: Kim on 29 April, 2019, 12:20:44 am
Should only ever be used for kitchen pr0n purposes.

(http://www.ductilebiscuit.net/gallery_albums/brompton/20150324047_G.sized.jpg)
Title: Re: Marmite thread.
Post by: Man in a tree on 29 April, 2019, 09:58:57 am
I love it, but squeezy Marmite is an abomination.

Anyone else think it's stealthily got more expensive recently? Is it a side-effect of the brexit thing, or maybe Marmite is supplanting Mars Bars as an indicator of the state of the economy?
Title: Re: Marmite thread.
Post by: L CC on 29 April, 2019, 10:06:08 am
Give us this day our daily dose.
(https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20190429/7c785402044ea5587a0774b6ed256b03.jpg)
Title: Re: Marmite thread.
Post by: L CC on 29 April, 2019, 10:08:55 am


Anyone else think it's stealthily got more expensive recently? Is it a side-effect of the brexit thing, or maybe Marmite is supplanting Mars Bars as an indicator of the state of the economy?

Unilever sharing the Brexit impact as punishment.

https://www.independent.co.uk/voices/tesco-unilever-row-brexit-marmite-conspiracy-theories-brexiteers-ignorance-how-markets-work-a7363946.html

Title: Re: Marmite thread.
Post by: ian on 29 April, 2019, 10:14:33 am
I don't hate Marmite, I just don't like the taste. It's just the sort of salty gloop that I don't love nearly enough to swallow.
Title: Re: Marmite thread.
Post by: Tim Hall on 29 April, 2019, 10:16:55 am
(https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/2igL1cWJwNmi3GMOCHHI_am1txINioWVb9ClaD1WAcjBVMGwffW93WE63_IP27pBwwylXUI3eq7gtMCRoesTIA8OgWAvBWDPiHj-Fyopav3BtFJXRiU_8Ia4BPpp5J5DeU8ANZoJzxN9XYqY_jsxvR0IoBifcjR4NlLvSxATk2qPHS8pEjcJD9lK4ME40kyHGqQohbfcN8br_fyBn91Lqrt_JfmXpiP_kPyxzPWO6-hF3v8vUzbTCUh_Ab4P1bcC7q5DqNkes3I1B4XaN6iIc4-xFlXmZtIe9rBNGUcEgpvMOZGd1CJoH5YdhvlVUtN7b08LlpsiP-ZC5v3ywp5AiEEq0C8RggHwUszrbXGm7A409qGZFZcqQb1SMeXtrN_NNPl5soGxa2EUCYqQYHxxtqNo6WbKMxwwL8XzmDjfPAc0Xy2hf3ZwuRiDvZSAMaczTTW_9Ce0xbbwSIaOewBMZoj30X1mIN-k3nIWcKqybb0OvNf0W4dFIUwJz_Ok1yTZmpCv1P6xt957iJY2hSPWQ03TiGOmo_lCoIoSxxQ7clScxsIqoAcIwDwdgWyR2LR46TdSFP4kkQFULo805BmoHX8x86pV80K0lh1nDEPsR9gnSNMjchwtiayWn0z1m3cCT9hLprcUJHFz48wnJM-5TdS1yGM7GutY=w1036-h777-no)
This Marmite is small. That Marmite is far away.
Title: Re: Marmite thread.
Post by: Cudzoziemiec on 29 April, 2019, 10:16:58 am
I don't eat it as marmite if I can help it - I can eat it (unlike peanut butter which is evil and inedible) but I wouldn't choose to eat it.

I do like twiglets though.

My dad likes marmite so much he has it with marmalade on his toast "marmalite"  :sick:

I believe some denizens of uk.rec.sheds were marmalite likers.

I don't care for Marmite but don't really hate it.
Marmalite sounds like a generic name for the not quite Marmite things, such as Vegemite and various own label yeast extracts. Either that or a deadly weapon.
Title: Re: Marmite thread.
Post by: T42 on 29 April, 2019, 10:19:15 am
UXB alert, experts are steaming out 250 kg of Marmalite.
Title: Re: Marmite thread.
Post by: Tim Hall on 29 April, 2019, 10:22:18 am
I don't eat it as marmite if I can help it - I can eat it (unlike peanut butter which is evil and inedible) but I wouldn't choose to eat it.

I do like twiglets though.

My dad likes marmite so much he has it with marmalade on his toast "marmalite"  :sick:

I believe some denizens of uk.rec.sheds were marmalite likers.

I don't care for Marmite but don't really hate it.
Marmalite sounds like a generic name for the not quite Marmite things, such as Vegemite and various own label yeast extracts. Either that or a deadly weapon.

The stuff in Ye Shedde was Creomite. An unholy blend of Creosote and Marmite.
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Creomite is a dark brown gooey (not Gooey) substance which can either be spread thinly on wood to preserve it, or spread thinly on bread and butter as preserve.
Title: Re: Marmite thread.
Post by: Man in a tree on 29 April, 2019, 10:34:13 am


Anyone else think it's stealthily got more expensive recently? Is it a side-effect of the brexit thing, or maybe Marmite is supplanting Mars Bars as an indicator of the state of the economy?

Unilever sharing the Brexit impact as punishment.

https://www.independent.co.uk/voices/tesco-unilever-row-brexit-marmite-conspiracy-theories-brexiteers-ignorance-how-markets-work-a7363946.html
Thanks, I hadn't seen that! It seems, anecdotally anyway, that Tesco caved in but Aldi didn't - their Marmite is still for sale at the old price. Other explanations for this are available of course.
Title: Re: Marmite thread.
Post by: hellymedic on 29 April, 2019, 06:42:16 pm
Tim is correct and my brian is addled...
Title: Re: Marmite thread.
Post by: mike on 29 April, 2019, 06:53:10 pm

My dad likes marmite so much he has it with marmalade on his toast "marmalite"  :sick:

Huh. I thought I was the only one...
Title: Re: Marmite thread.
Post by: fuzzy on 01 May, 2019, 10:45:11 pm
I am a love it kinda guy.

Marmite sandwiches, Marmite on toast, Marmite on crumpets, Marmite as a beverage, Marmite rice cakes, Marmite crisps, Mamrmite mini Ryvita, Marmite under peanut butter in a sandwich or on toast, Marmite as a seasoning in gravy ect ect.

Yup. I like Marmite.
Title: Re: Marmite thread.
Post by: Jaded on 01 May, 2019, 11:19:16 pm
Give us this day our daily dose.
(https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20190429/7c785402044ea5587a0774b6ed256b03.jpg)

Canestan
Title: Re: Marmite thread.
Post by: Paul on 02 May, 2019, 08:14:39 pm
POTD, week, month.
 ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Marmite thread.
Post by: perpetual dan on 02 May, 2019, 10:08:41 pm
I’m ambivalent, and will have it a few times a year. There’s almost a jar a week in the shopping for Mrs Dan though.
Title: Re: Marmite thread.
Post by: Tim Hall on 03 May, 2019, 04:06:07 pm
When I was tiny, my Mum fed me on Weetabix, hot milk and Marmite.  It must have been her Crool Nurse training wot dun it. 
Title: Re: Marmite thread.
Post by: Jurek on 04 May, 2019, 07:56:24 am
Give us this day our daily dose.
(https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20190429/7c785402044ea5587a0774b6ed256b03.jpg)

Canestan
Is that to the east of Uzbekistan?
Title: Re: Marmite thread.
Post by: yorkie on 15 July, 2019, 11:48:36 pm
In case anyone has missed the information, Marmite XO is available again in Mr Tesco's Emporium! Got 2 jars today, already had 2 Marmite XO sandwiches! (https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20190715/ba667962d5ea16a6a69f7061a9507071.jpg)
Title: Re: Marmite thread.
Post by: pcolbeck on 16 July, 2019, 09:12:58 pm
Twiglets!
Title: Re: Marmite thread.
Post by: Gattopardo on 16 July, 2019, 09:43:41 pm
In case anyone has missed the information, Marmite XO is available again in Mr Tesco's Emporium! Got 2 jars today, already had 2 Marmite XO sandwiches! (https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20190715/ba667962d5ea16a6a69f7061a9507071.jpg)

Does that marmite taste strong as I used to remember?
Title: Re: Marmite thread.
Post by: yorkie on 17 July, 2019, 05:35:52 pm


In case anyone has missed the information, Marmite XO is available again in Mr Tesco's Emporium! Got 2 jars today, already had 2 Marmite XO sandwiches! (https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20190715/ba667962d5ea16a6a69f7061a9507071.jpg)

Does that marmite taste strong as I used to remember?

Yes, but it is a lot smoother than the regular variety. (In my opinion anyway! )
Title: Re: Marmite thread.
Post by: Gattopardo on 22 July, 2019, 08:49:21 am
Has the marmite taste changed or is it me?
Title: Re: Marmite thread.
Post by: fuzzy on 22 July, 2019, 11:40:29 am
I have always found that the taste and consistancy of Marmite has variation.

I suspect this is driven by the source of their raw materials.
Title: Re: Marmite thread.
Post by: Fennec on 08 August, 2020, 10:32:56 am
I have been trying Mr Morrison’s ersatz Marmite.

It reminds me of the Marmite XO pictured previously, being darker and stronger in flavour than normal Marmite. It is also rather cheaper.

I have instructed Mrs F (who is in charge of placing our weekly order with Mr Morrison) to make this my usual yeast extract.
Title: Re: Marmite thread.
Post by: andyoxon on 25 November, 2020, 11:00:36 am
Rules for marmite on toast...

Well toasted, white bread.
Butter immediately after toasting.
No dipping butter knife into marmite.
Thinly apply marmite, while toast still warm.
Enjoy asap.

Anything else?   ;)
Title: Re: Marmite thread.
Post by: Mr Larrington on 25 November, 2020, 11:18:40 am
Anything else?  Yes.  Yes, there is.

• Throw the by now inedible toast in the bin* and redo from scratch with marmalade, jam or HUNNY :demon:

* unless – and this wouldn’t surprise me in the slightest – it turns out to be poisonous to pigeons
Title: Re: Marmite thread.
Post by: eckagain on 08 December, 2020, 10:37:32 am
Am I imagining this, or was there once a TV ad for the stuff that said something like, "Spread it nice and thin, you'll be amazed how quickly you'll acquire the taste for it."

Yes folks, it's that good.  :sick: :facepalm:
Title: Re: Marmite thread.
Post by: citoyen on 08 December, 2020, 11:23:00 am
Spread it nice and thin

The brother of an old girlfriend didn't so much have Marmite on his toast as have toast on his Marmite. Unless he kicked that habit, I dread to think what his blood pressure is like now.

Twiglets!

"Twiglets’re snacks that adults think kids like but they taste of burnt matches dipped in Marmite."
- David Mitchell, Black Swan Green
Title: Re: Marmite thread.
Post by: ian on 08 December, 2020, 11:52:25 am
Twiglets are strange, they don't taste particularly nice, but if there's a nearby bowl of them at a party they exert a curious magnetic attraction, and you'll find yourself stuffing them your mouth while thinking these don't taste that good. Then you'll eat some more. You don't know why, but you will. It's a strange compulsion. It's not even just me, I've seen other people doing it. You can see the look the look on their face. Why am I chewing a mouthful of dry twigs? Then they reach down for more. You want to get rid of radioactive waste? Paint it on Twiglets, host a party.

I don't care enough about Marmite to love it or hate it. It's vaguely salty and mostly pointless. If anyone tells you it's full of vitamins, well, yeah, they would. Make sure you love them first.
Title: Re: Marmite thread.
Post by: Basil on 22 June, 2023, 10:42:16 am
Mrs B returned from the shops with Marmite Truffle flavour. I doubt that it has real Truffle in it.
Umm, bit different.  Not great.
I like Marmite to taste of Marmite.
Title: Re: Marmite thread.
Post by: Wowbagger on 22 June, 2023, 10:51:47 am
Twiglets are strange, they don't taste particularly nice, but if there's a nearby bowl of them at a party they exert a curious magnetic attraction, and you'll find yourself stuffing them your mouth while thinking these don't taste that good. Then you'll eat some more. You don't know why, but you will. It's a strange compulsion. It's not even just me, I've seen other people doing it. You can see the look the look on their face. Why am I chewing a mouthful of dry twigs? Then they reach down for more. You want to get rid of radioactive waste? Paint it on Twiglets, host a party.

I don't care enough about Marmite to love it or hate it. It's vaguely salty and mostly pointless. If anyone tells you it's full of vitamins, well, yeah, they would. Make sure you love them first.

I find Stilton cheese is similar. I can't say that it has a pleasant flavour, but it's a really interesting one. I normally only buy it at Christmas, and it doesn't last long.
Title: Re: Marmite thread.
Post by: andyoxon on 26 June, 2023, 11:07:50 am
If you've ever had the experience where the marmite is just a little too sticky and your toast surface starts to break up while spreading - I can confirm that Tesco Yeast Extract version is a lot 'easier' to spread, much less viscous - and taste seems the same... 

Should IGMC?  ;)
Title: Re: Marmite thread.
Post by: hubner on 26 June, 2023, 08:41:17 pm
The Lidl and Aldi versions are also easier to spread.