Ugly is the new black: http://www.manrepeller.com/2017/10/dad-shoes-ugly-sneaker-trend.html
and here it is, in all its mismatched latte macchiato glory with the front guard trimmed to give a bit more ground clearance.
I bought a pair of longboards at a bargain price from a LBS, the owner said he'd reduced them because people only want black or silver mudguards. Hmmm, although I'm one to favour function over style I'm not sure if this is a step too far I'm telling myself the overall look might be better when I fit the rear one?