Where in the name of all things bluddy, is my AVO meter? It's in this house somewhere. There is no reason I can imagine where I could have taken it somewhere else.
It's got to the point now where I'm looking in underpant drawers, ffs.
I wish I had a garage, 'cos I'd look in there.
Oh god! I bet that's where it is. It's in my garage that I haven't got! Shit - wrong universe.