There seems to be a thing with publishers who just badge crap books as YA. Can you do another two? Sure. Someone call marketing and movie rights, we've got another one.
I did another chapter of Harry Potter. It really does feel like a children's story stretched out to adult length. I mean, it's a thick book, and there are dozens of them. I hope they don't all continue like that. I think the Peter and Jane books called it day around page 12. Horses for courses, of course. I just wish they wouldn't surround me and demand that I MUST READ THEM! I have now tried. Like Christians with megaphones, they just won't leave me alone.
Jack Reacher, I read one of those. It wasn't a multi-flusher but it wasn't very exciting, mostly because Jack Reacher is a pretty dull bloke who makes doing exciting things like fighting off biker nazis with machine guns sound like he's doing the dishes. The writing is very much I did that. Then I did this. Sometimes, if he gets particularly excitable he uses an adjective or adverb. Admittedly, adverbs and adjectives are JK Rowling's entire writing repertoire. I don't mind a sparse style, as you know dear readers, I hate the over-descriptive prose but writing has to have some colour, some occasional description, simile, metaphor, those kinds of things, otherwise, it's just flat. OK, at least I understand the Jack Reacher phenomenon, they're simple books where a good guy saves the day and wanders off into the distance to do it again in the next book.
Altered Carbon. Another book that I was told I must read (this should be a sign). That was a struggle. As far as I can tell, it was a simple detective story 101 with a good futuristic premise, zipping people across the galaxy into disposable bodies. So far so good. But it was so buried in convoluted excess plot and garbled exposition it just became a slog. I'm all for sex and violence, of which there was plenty, but for once it often did seem gratuitous. I wanted to be zapped through to the ending. I did get around to watching the TV show and that was pretty much what I remembered. Strip all the crap, and it's basically an episode of Scooby-Doo.