STOPPIT WITH THE FIREWORKS!!
I had just drifted off last night when someone set a bunch off.
And then when I drifted off again the neighbour's visitors left, with much banging of car doors and a shouted conversation/set of goodbyes between the car and the garden gate, why not do that indoors in the warm?
And as icing on the cake at about 1am when some of the neighbourhood dogs were barking some bright spark thought bellowing out his window "SHUT UP!" would actually work and not just make them bark more.
Still, I got a lie-in at least.