http://www.cyclingnews.com/news/uci-to-set-up-a-doping-hotline-for-ridersCredible? As Mike Anderson said:
""Hello, UCI Anti Doping Hotline, Betsy speaking." THAT better be the only person manning the phones in Aigle."
Sadly, I think its just more PR shit for FatPat to hang on to his job.
BTW Mike Anderson is the chap who worked for LA in Girona and was fired because he knew too much. That is a VERY rough synopsis. Google.
Some of the options:
"If amphetamine abuse has left you jittery press 1 repeatedly"
"If human growth hormone has given you hands like breadboards, press buttons 1 to 9 simultaneously"
"If you are Andy Schleck, press harder"
