Grammar that makes you cringe

[Pickled Onion]

Meter Macs website. Other than being slower than the legendary sloff on mogadon, it informs me:

You have now been arrived to: Islington Caledonian, Caledonian P1, 102 for Electricity

[T42]

I'm like, duh.

https://xkcd.com/1483/

[cygnet]

I had to do a training course for the new work time booking system.

Have you encountered <<software>>  before?
Answer
A) Yes, or
B) Nope

Nope? Are you flipping kidding me?

[T42]

History Today's offering via FB today states that

Richard Dimbleby’s account of what he witnessed at Bergen-Belsen in April 1945 has become infamous in Britain.

An account of something infamous is not an infamous account unless the account itself does something infamous.  Don't peeple get eddicated any more?

[Kim]

I had to do a training course for the new work time booking system.

Have you encountered <<software>>  before?
Answer
A) Yes, or
B) Nope

Nope? Are you flipping kidding me?

In a software context, I'd read that as "Encountered it?  I'm still traumatised..."