Swindonfreude?
Kim, you are very bad!
Is there an English word for being superficially ashamed yet, deep down, proud of your home town?http://www.swindonadvertiser.co.uk/news/15581771.Two_security_cameras_stolen_from_lampposts_in_Pinehurst/#comments-anchor
Too much cheese lands van man in pickle with police
If he ate the cheese, it would still be on board the vehicle.
Dover sole 'jumps' down angler's throat in Bournemouth