Pedestrians of the World! Pay attention.
Many of us share your need to employ Shank’s Pony to get about. When doing so, we tend to use the pavements, for that is their intended function- to be walked upon. Now, a bit of advice about sharing-
1) There are two types of clusters of pedestrians. Type 1 is called a Cluster and comprises of pedestrians in the plural who manage to make their progress along the pavement in such a manner that the only sharing conflict might be a quick dose of the Jitterbugs whilst opposing peds decide whether to pass left shoulder to left shoulder or right to right. Type 2 is called a Clusterfuck and comprises of pedestrians in the plural who progress along the pavement paying no fucking heed whatsoever to other pedestrians, forcing them to pass by walking in the road, across gardens, via Timbukfuckingtu etc. SHARE you fuckwits!
2) If, when engaged in pedestrianing, you meet someone you know and decide to chat, do so adjacent to the building or fence line etc. NOT by standing in a Clusterfuck in the middle of the pavement, requiring other pedestrians to negotiate you by walking in the road, across gardens or via Zanzifuckingbar! I realise that the conversation you are having is vitally important and you haven't seen the person you are talking to for ooooh, at least 5 minutes but, my life is also important (to me) and I don't want to play with the traffic in order to get past you.
Ignorant, selfish knob jockeys, the lot of you.