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Tim Hall

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Re: Little Eye On The Provinces
« Reply #350 on: 31 August, 2013, 11:12:30 pm »
Quote from: Thor on 22 August, 2013, 12:39:23 pm
In a similar vein

Ram torched in sick arson attack...

...may not, in fact, have been torched

Check out the picture caption:

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A ram (not involved in the attack)
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Illegal Combat Ant

Re: Little Eye On The Provinces
« Reply #351 on: 01 September, 2013, 01:30:28 pm »
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Cudzoziemiec

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Re: Little Eye On The Provinces
« Reply #352 on: 01 September, 2013, 03:01:03 pm »
Quote from: Illegal Combat Ant on 01 September, 2013, 01:30:28 pm
Cow grazing on common.
Jaded could have been the head, but the arse end must have been Flatus.  ;D
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Biff

Re: Little Eye On The Provinces
« Reply #353 on: 02 September, 2013, 01:30:50 am »
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Thor

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Re: Little Eye On The Provinces
« Reply #354 on: 02 September, 2013, 01:04:00 pm »
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Ian H

Re: Little Eye On The Provinces
« Reply #355 on: 02 September, 2013, 03:15:57 pm »
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Kim

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Re: Little Eye On The Provinces
« Reply #356 on: 04 September, 2013, 01:21:13 pm »
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nicknack

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Re: Little Eye On The Provinces
« Reply #357 on: 04 September, 2013, 09:34:04 pm »
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Ian H

Re: Little Eye On The Provinces
« Reply #358 on: 05 September, 2013, 11:01:44 pm »
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rogerzilla

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Re: Little Eye On The Provinces
« Reply #359 on: 06 September, 2013, 06:42:43 am »
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clarion

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Re: Little Eye On The Provinces
« Reply #360 on: 06 September, 2013, 08:53:59 am »
Steady on!  Surely the Mayor getting savaged by a dog is important news.  I can't imagine how I would feel if it happened to Boris Johnson.

Oh.  Hold on.  I think I can. ;D
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Cudzoziemiec

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Re: Little Eye On The Provinces
« Reply #361 on: 06 September, 2013, 10:57:34 am »
But what if it happened to the Mayor of Mortagne-au-Perche!!!
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clarion

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Re: Little Eye On The Provinces
« Reply #362 on: 06 September, 2013, 02:18:56 pm »
There are bears.
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Cudzoziemiec

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Re: Little Eye On The Provinces
« Reply #363 on: 06 September, 2013, 03:36:51 pm »
With shovels.

(Do the bears in Surrey have shovels too?)
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Jaded

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Re: Little Eye On The Provinces
« Reply #364 on: 09 September, 2013, 05:27:10 pm »
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meddyg

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Re: Little Eye On The Provinces
« Reply #365 on: 12 September, 2013, 04:10:50 pm »
Villagers of Sonning-on-Thames, including Uri Geller, have been left puzzled as to how people could post letters or collect them from the box which is impossible to reach on foot and liable to flooding.



..... Now I know what it's all about !

- it was heralding the Post Office flotation !
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Regulator

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Re: Little Eye On The Provinces
« Reply #366 on: 12 September, 2013, 05:27:51 pm »
Apparently not a real post box, which is a pity (I quite like the idea of a post box for boaters and barge dwellers).

And I think that Uri Geller is in a permanent state of puzzlement... he clearly has no grasp on the real world.
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I completely agree with Reg.

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Ian H

Re: Little Eye On The Provinces
« Reply #367 on: 12 September, 2013, 05:37:03 pm »
Quote from: Regulator on 12 September, 2013, 05:27:51 pm
Apparently not a real post box, which is a pity (I quite like the idea of a post box for boaters and barge dwellers).

And I think that Uri Geller is in a permanent state of puzzlement... he clearly has no grasp on the real world.

I've heard he has an over-enthusiastic grasp of cutlery.
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rogerzilla

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Re: Little Eye On The Provinces
« Reply #368 on: 12 September, 2013, 06:48:40 pm »
Not doing Wiltshire's image as the Lousiana of England much good.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-wiltshire-24066227
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clarion

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Re: Little Eye On The Provinces
« Reply #369 on: 12 September, 2013, 06:58:14 pm »
Life hasn't been good since the end of the Mary Whitehouse Experience.
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rogerzilla

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Re: Little Eye On The Provinces
« Reply #370 on: 12 September, 2013, 07:02:28 pm »
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Kim

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Re: Little Eye On The Provinces
« Reply #371 on: 12 September, 2013, 08:11:21 pm »
Quote from: clarion on 12 September, 2013, 06:58:14 pm
Life hasn't been good since the end of the Mary Whitehouse Experience.

Oh no!  What a personal disaster!
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rogerzilla

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Re: Little Eye On The Provinces
« Reply #372 on: 13 September, 2013, 02:34:18 pm »
Swindon comes top again...for football match pie prices in whichever minor league they currently reside.

http://www.swindonadvertiser.co.uk/news/10673788.Town___s_pies_the_most_expensive_in_league/
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Eccentrica Gallumbits

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Re: Little Eye On The Provinces
« Reply #373 on: 15 September, 2013, 12:59:41 pm »
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Rhys W

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Re: Little Eye On The Provinces
« Reply #374 on: 15 September, 2013, 04:08:15 pm »
Damn, I was just about to post that!

That's a great story actually, you can't beat a scary clown.
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