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Re: Little Eye On The Provinces
« Reply #725 on: 16 October, 2014, 08:03:33 pm »
Escaped crocodile was inflatable toy
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"Police officers attended and bravely investigated. The beast turned out to be an inflatable toy crocodile. Police have apprehended the crocodile."

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Re: Little Eye On The Provinces
« Reply #726 on: 16 October, 2014, 08:16:07 pm »
Mae angen arnaf i byw, a fe fydda'i

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Re: Little Eye On The Provinces
« Reply #727 on: 16 October, 2014, 09:31:29 pm »
Beyond 6 months.
It is simpler than it looks.

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Re: Little Eye On The Provinces
« Reply #730 on: 01 November, 2014, 10:45:25 pm »
Almost anything from the South Wales Evening Post would be eligible for inclusion here but more than three cars in a queue qualifies as news in Swansea..

http://www.southwales-eveningpost.co.uk/TRAVEL-NEWS-Congestion-Fabian-Way-Swansea/story-23888712-detail/story.html

Re: Little Eye On The Provinces
« Reply #731 on: 04 November, 2014, 08:53:44 pm »
Young-girl-catches-Tigger-having-sex-Dawlish-town

I can't take credit for finding this one.

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Re: Little Eye On The Provinces
« Reply #732 on: 09 November, 2014, 06:23:38 pm »
Invocations of 1963 and 1987.

http://www.echo-news.co.uk/news/11585886.Brace_yourselves_for_icy_gales_and_snow/?ref=mr

No,we don't usually get much snow in SE Essex.
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Re: Little Eye On The Provinces
« Reply #733 on: 10 November, 2014, 11:15:23 am »
Invocations of 1963 and 1987.

http://www.echo-news.co.uk/news/11585886.Brace_yourselves_for_icy_gales_and_snow/?ref=mr

No,we don't usually get much snow in SE Essex.

Exacta weather who are quoted in that article have form for producing apocalyptic weather headlines for struggling newspaper editors (often the Daily Express). If this one is right expect that fact to be loudly trumpeted. It will probably be wrong and in 6 months time the Met office will be blamed for it.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/blogs/paulhudson/posts/whats-behind-the-coldest-winte

That's just one critical article of the many you'll find by googling them.

In the meantime from my own analysis of many years weather patterns - in the next six months the average temp will be lower than the previous six monthly period. Some areas of the UK will experience frost, fog and or snow. Strong winds will blow occasionally and most areas can expect some rainfall.
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Re: Little Eye On The Provinces
« Reply #734 on: 17 November, 2014, 09:19:05 am »
Saucy!
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Re: Little Eye On The Provinces
« Reply #735 on: 17 November, 2014, 01:05:43 pm »
“There is no point in using the word 'impossible' to describe something that has clearly happened.”
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Re: Little Eye On The Provinces
« Reply #736 on: 18 November, 2014, 06:51:36 pm »
Hotel 'fines' those who post bad reviews.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-30100973

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Re: Little Eye On The Provinces
« Reply #737 on: 18 November, 2014, 11:00:33 pm »
Hotel 'fines' those who post bad reviews.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-30100973

Are Trip Advisor as rigorous as the Mega-Global Walled Garden Corporation of Menlo Park, USAnia when it comes to a "real names only" policy, then?
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Re: Little Eye On The Provinces
« Reply #738 on: 19 November, 2014, 12:14:38 am »
Hotel 'fines' those who post bad reviews.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-30100973

Are Trip Advisor as rigorous as the Mega-Global Walled Garden Corporation of Menlo Park, USAnia when it comes to a "real names only" policy, then?

I don't know. Couple concerned don't appear to want anonymity...


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Re: Little Eye On The Provinces
« Reply #740 on: 21 November, 2014, 02:58:49 pm »

Re: Little Eye On The Provinces
« Reply #741 on: 21 November, 2014, 04:37:16 pm »
Bloody thoughtful students.

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POLICE had to shut down an S&M and M&S-themed fancy dress party after finding 250 students dressed in bondage and grandpa outfits.

http://m.thenorthernecho.co.uk/news/11618571.Police_shut_down_students____2_500_S_M___M_S_party_after_complaint_from_neighbour/

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Re: Little Eye On The Provinces
« Reply #742 on: 21 November, 2014, 05:30:47 pm »
That looks like Fern Avenue.

Where I used to live.  ;D

Wasn't full of well-to-do studebts then.
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Re: Little Eye On The Provinces
« Reply #743 on: 22 November, 2014, 04:13:57 pm »
That looks like Fern Avenue.

Where I used to live.  ;D

Wasn't full of well-to-do studebts then.

Everything else was the same, though, right? ;)

And just to show the Echo does proper hard-hitting news as well:

http://m.thenorthernecho.co.uk/news/11620159.Pond_row_settled_as_ducks_move_to_new_home/

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Re: Little Eye On The Provinces
« Reply #744 on: 01 December, 2014, 01:57:33 pm »
216km from Marsh Gibbon

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Re: Little Eye On The Provinces
« Reply #745 on: 06 December, 2014, 10:10:46 am »
A new marque of car is crashed.
http://www.thisiswiltshire.co.uk/news/11648325.Crash_closes_road_to_Devizes_for_six_hours/?ref=mry

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Police were called at about 6.15pm after the collision between an Aldi A4 and a Mercedes C200 Kompressor
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Re: Little Eye On The Provinces
« Reply #746 on: 06 December, 2014, 12:06:13 pm »
An Aldi A4 ought to be motoring journoese for a Skoda Octavia.
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Re: Little Eye On The Provinces
« Reply #747 on: 06 December, 2014, 01:24:22 pm »
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Re: Little Eye On The Provinces
« Reply #748 on: 06 December, 2014, 07:10:59 pm »

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Re: Little Eye On The Provinces
« Reply #749 on: 06 December, 2014, 08:37:37 pm »
That's what the first verse of HMHB's "National Shite Day" is about.  Sort of.
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