Didn't Harrod's ban Lycra cycling shorts?
Is this for real?http://southendnewsnetwork.com/news/southend-lidl-starts-selling-waitrose-bags-to-fight-against-supermarket-shame/I checked the date and everyfink...
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Soulbury stone: White lines 'horrific' and 'an eyesore'http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-beds-bucks-herts-36024009White lines painted around a boulder, thought to have been in place 11,000 years in an attempt to make it safer, have been described as an "eyesore" and "horrific" on social media.The stone in Soulbury, Buckinghamshire, was under threat of being moved after a car allegedly crashed into it.The county council has since painted white chevrons around it.Photos of the new look on the Soulbury News Facebook page have attracted dozens of negative comments.One person described it as a good compromise, but the vast majority of those responding have criticised the chevrons, labelling them as "shocking" and "dreadful".Villagers had threatened to chain themselves to the stone, known as the Soulbury Boot, after the crash put its position in the middle of Chapel Hill in jeopardy.
"I have found it all very distressing and I haven't been able to sleep,'' she said. "I'm not sure what they are going to do next"
A mystery graffiti artist dubbed the "Phantom Aerosol" has spayed a series of DIY road markings to highlight dangers to cyclists.
It's all kicking off in Henley this week: Bin repainted
Horrified shopper Jemima Clenge said: ‘I am one of the fortunate ones who only wanted a simple and elegant black coffee, but the people in front of me turned into absolute animals when it emerged that there would be an extra wait for any milk-based coffee drinks. After a bit of pushing and shoving, a man in a The North Face waterproof jacket threw a punch at another man in a Cotton Traders rugby jersey, and two ladies were trying to strangle each other with hemp-based ethical carrier bags. It was like a scene from Platoon or something like that.’
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Miss Jollop’s suspension means that there will no longer be any outlets for Giusloppi Ice Cream in Southend On Sea, and other local ices traders are getting ready to apply for exclusive trading rights on her patch. This isn’t the first time that an ice cream van owner has been suspended in Southend for getting involved in illegal activities, with more than 500 complaints being made in 2014 after Westcliff licensee Nigel Mugabe was caught funnelling profits from his soft scoop operation into Zimbabwean arms exports.
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Man trapped for 9 hours under cheesehttp://www.shropshirestar.com/news/2016/05/06/search-for-missing-person-after-shropshire-warehouse-collapse/free-lead2/
“The shelves were 80 metres high stacked full of cheese.”Read more at http://www.shropshirestar.com/news/2016/05/06/search-for-missing-person-after-shropshire-warehouse-collapse/free-lead2/#oCEoKjcPaurLq00i.99