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Re: Little Eye On The Provinces
« Reply #1225 on: 04 August, 2016, 08:15:34 am »
Out of all the hordes of mobility scooters in East Lincolnshire, it's inevitable that some drivers are over the limit:
http://lincolnshirereporter.co.uk/2016/08/man-charged-with-mobility-scooter-drink-driving-after-skegness-mcdonalds-standoff/

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Re: Little Eye On The Provinces
« Reply #1226 on: 04 August, 2016, 01:13:22 pm »
Out of all the hordes of mobility scooters in East Lincolnshire, it's inevitable that some drivers are over the limit:
http://lincolnshirereporter.co.uk/2016/08/man-charged-with-mobility-scooter-drink-driving-after-skegness-mcdonalds-standoff/

I note that they've avoided committing journalism and not said anything about *why* the staff refused to serve him.  Was he too drunk and obnoxious to purchase a McNasty burger, or did he fall foul of some zero tolerance audaxer policy?  The public wants to know...

Re: Little Eye On The Provinces
« Reply #1227 on: 09 August, 2016, 03:36:03 pm »
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Seems it's the second one to do it which makes you wonder exactly what the rules are for storing cooking ingredients in South Wales.
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Re: Little Eye On The Provinces
« Reply #1228 on: 09 August, 2016, 03:47:03 pm »
Out of all the hordes of mobility scooters in East Lincolnshire, it's inevitable that some drivers are over the limit:
http://lincolnshirereporter.co.uk/2016/08/man-charged-with-mobility-scooter-drink-driving-after-skegness-mcdonalds-standoff/

I note that they've avoided committing journalism and not said anything about *why* the staff refused to serve him.  Was he too drunk and obnoxious to purchase a McNasty burger, or did he fall foul of some zero tolerance audaxer policy?  The public wants to know...

I think the roolz are cars only in the drive-thru. I recall a horse rider (onna horse at the time) being refused service too.
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Re: Little Eye On The Provinces
« Reply #1229 on: 09 August, 2016, 07:09:44 pm »
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Re: Little Eye On The Provinces
« Reply #1230 on: 12 August, 2016, 10:48:21 am »
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Well that's the more blunt way of putting it but as usual he's dead right.

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Re: Little Eye On The Provinces
« Reply #1231 on: 12 August, 2016, 07:36:41 pm »
I think it's silly silly season satire.

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Re: Little Eye On The Provinces
« Reply #1232 on: 14 August, 2016, 12:16:14 pm »
I see two of Dorset's lovely beaches are amongst the best nationwide for 4G signal.
http://www.bournemouthecho.co.uk/news/14679434.The_two_Dorset_beaches_ranked_best_in_the_UK_for_4G_signal/?ref=mr&lp=7

I don't think 4G signal approaches my list of criteria for choosing a beach. I like:
Soft Sand
Clean water
Safe swimming
Good weather
Nice food
Various amusements & things to do
Easy transport

Call me old-fashioned...

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Re: Little Eye On The Provinces
« Reply #1233 on: 14 August, 2016, 01:57:13 pm »
To which I will add "a taciturn Mexican with a pickup truck full of sturdy giant toe straps to haul damnfool tourists' cars out of soft sand".
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Re: Little Eye On The Provinces
« Reply #1234 on: 14 August, 2016, 02:05:59 pm »
And I'll add "absence of smokers".

Seriously, there are few things in life as repulsive as wading barefoot through someone else's ash tray.   :hand:

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Re: Little Eye On The Provinces
« Reply #1235 on: 14 August, 2016, 02:11:39 pm »
Dog turds on those beaches where it is permitted to 'exercise' empty dogs... :sick:

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Re: Little Eye On The Provinces
« Reply #1236 on: 14 August, 2016, 02:18:14 pm »
To which I will add "a taciturn Mexican with a pickup truck full of sturdy giant toe straps to haul damnfool tourists' cars out of soft sand".
Ya godda hand it to dem Mexicans; they sure do have 'em some stuuurdy  toe straps!    /badtexanaccent
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« Reply #1237 on: 14 August, 2016, 04:38:25 pm »
And I'll add "absence of smokers".

Seriously, there are few things in life as repulsive as wading barefoot through someone else's ash tray.   :hand:

Oh, yes.   Building a sandcastle in someone else's ash tray comes close though.
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« Reply #1238 on: 19 August, 2016, 01:53:58 pm »
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Re: Little Eye On The Provinces
« Reply #1240 on: 21 August, 2016, 09:51:21 pm »
And I'll add "absence of smokers".

Seriously, there are few things in life as repulsive as wading barefoot through someone else's ash tray.   :hand:

Oh, yes.   Building a sandcastle in someone else's ash tray comes close though.

Ooh, this seems like a reasonable idea! 

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Re: Little Eye On The Provinces
« Reply #1241 on: 31 August, 2016, 09:56:19 pm »
http://www.birminghammail.co.uk/news/midlands-news/were-hundreds-cyclists-riding-through-11826347

This from a city where Critical Mass regularly struggles to achieve double figures.   :o

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Re: Little Eye On The Provinces
« Reply #1242 on: 31 August, 2016, 10:25:56 pm »
I thought that Doncaster was, traditionally, where the train farms were?

It was for 150 years. The A3 Pacifics (Flying Scotsman etc) and the A4 Pacifics (Mallard etc) were built there and diesel locos after the end of steam. I visited several times for open days with my Dad who worked for BR for decades. It was closed in 2007 and demolished to make way for a housing estate :(

Last time I was passing through king's cross I noticed a new statue of Nigel Gresley, looks like your typical engineer to me.
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Re: Little Eye On The Provinces
« Reply #1243 on: 31 August, 2016, 10:40:25 pm »
http://www.birminghammail.co.uk/news/midlands-news/were-hundreds-cyclists-riding-through-11826347

This from a city where Critical Mass regularly struggles to achieve double figures.   :o

Very good.   :thumbsup:
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« Reply #1244 on: 31 August, 2016, 11:00:28 pm »
http://www.birminghammail.co.uk/news/midlands-news/were-hundreds-cyclists-riding-through-11826347

This from a city where Critical Mass regularly struggles to achieve double figures.   :o

Very good.   :thumbsup:

“There were a lot of them, they looked like teenagers. They seemed like they were having fun, doing wheelies and some had some masks on."

It sounds terrible. I think they should be banned.

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Re: Little Eye On The Provinces
« Reply #1245 on: 01 September, 2016, 08:13:15 am »
I thought that Doncaster was, traditionally, where the train farms were?

It was for 150 years. The A3 Pacifics (Flying Scotsman etc) and the A4 Pacifics (Mallard etc) were built there and diesel locos after the end of steam. I visited several times for open days with my Dad who worked for BR for decades. It was closed in 2007 and demolished to make way for a housing estate :(

Last time I was passing through king's cross I noticed a new statue of Nigel Gresley, looks like your typical engineer to me.

Only the statue isn't complete!  The duck is missing!
For those who don't understand, the statue as originally designed, and approved by those who paid for it, included a mallard duck, as a nod to the locomotive Mallard, and the fact that he liked ducks, and had mallards in his garden.  this would also have engaged the public, who would have wondered why that old bloke had a duck by him, and looked to see why.  However, his grandson, who was not paying for it, insisted that the duck was "demeaning" so it was removed, which has caused major grief in the Gresley society, which is composed largely of old fossils with no sense of humour, (sadly the more interesting ones left in disgust at the serious failure of democracy that had been committed). 

Now what is the grandson's profession?  Go on, have a guess.... 

He's a duck breeder... You couldn't make it up.

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Re: Little Eye On The Provinces
« Reply #1246 on: 01 September, 2016, 01:33:24 pm »
What duck?
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« Reply #1247 on: 07 September, 2016, 06:50:04 pm »
http://www.kentonline.co.uk/medway/news/did-you-see-the-grain-102075/
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Re: Little Eye On The Provinces
« Reply #1248 on: 07 September, 2016, 10:33:01 pm »
http://www.birminghammail.co.uk/news/midlands-news/were-hundreds-cyclists-riding-through-11826347

This from a city where Critical Mass regularly struggles to achieve double figures.   :o

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He said: “A hang-on-the-back and do wheelies on the Coventry Road charity bike ride. There were 200 of them, all across the road, no helmuts or anything on. It was pretty dangerous. I was on the bus and there were a couple of them banging on the bus.”

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Re: Little Eye On The Provinces
« Reply #1249 on: 09 September, 2016, 09:02:22 pm »
From that twitter,