Top Tip: When threatened by a clown while driving your motor-car, do not drive away from the clown at high speed, thereby risking an accident. Instead, jam it into first, floor it and drive straight at the japester while shouting "Laugh THIS off, you red-nosed jizzbadger", and let Darwin sort it out.
Bonus points for pouring a bucket of whitewash over the twitching, bleeding corpse