Scenes at the museum

[sam]

Covidy crowds keep me from museums, one of the great loves of my life. If you should find yourself in one, perhaps you would consider sharing pics so that I may experience enjoyment vicariously. Thank you in advance.*


If C-3PO had a cycle of rebirth


Guardian Soulmates attract dictionary pics


This is never going to come out


Always with the drama


The lion doesn't sleep tonight


Why do I get the feeling this is a promotion without a raise


Now that you’ve asked nicely, I’m happy to do the dishes


Not going to miss the delivery man again


"You're going to have to try harder than that to scare m–" said the blind man


At least that would explain my weird cravings


Some assembly required


I don't need another sweet tooth, thanks


In case you fall off your folder


Think of a number but don't tell me what it is


Anticipating the next Facebook notification

* Of course I could tour museums online. The personal touch is nicer.

[T42]

That one of the pregnant bloke hung in the office where I worked in 1970, with you crossed out and the name of one of the salesmen written in.

[sam]

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Salesman of the Year award

As long as we're at the Museo Vaticano Della Pornografia Wellcome Collection...


Somebody was master of your domain, but it sure as hell wasn’t you


The belt and braces approach



A cigar may just be a cigar, but kiwi is presumed kinky until proven otherwise


How obstetricians used to get in the mood