Chronologically:
1. Raleigh trike - metal basher in Nottingham.
2. Raleigh - as above.
3. Puch - Austrian metal-basher.
4. Philips - Midlands metal-basher.
5. Dawes - Brum metal-basher.
6. Giant - someone in Taiwan.
7. Hero - metal-basher in the Punjab (who mis-sized the seatpost clamp).
8. Merida - as 6 (or a robot?)
Numbers 1-5 have all passed out of my hands at least 10 years ago, so perhaps I shouldn't really count them. And no. 6 is separated from me by Iran, Turkey, the Balkans and the Carpathians!