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Wowbagger

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Caption it #1979
« on: 07 November, 2019, 11:44:56 pm »
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Jaded

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Re: Caption it #1979
« Reply #1 on: 08 November, 2019, 08:14:35 am »
Sorting through Conservative candudates’ brains.
It is simpler than it looks.

Mr Larrington

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Re: Caption it #1979
« Reply #2 on: 08 November, 2019, 08:42:02 am »
The Potato People finally got to meet their god
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Satisfying the Bloodlust of the Masses in Peacetime

Re: Caption it #1979
« Reply #3 on: 08 November, 2019, 09:42:26 am »
The Eyes have it. The ears and the brain fell off.

Re: Caption it #1979
« Reply #4 on: 08 November, 2019, 10:22:35 am »
Madame Tussaud's unveils a 'waxwork' model of BJ made entirely from potatoes.

Cudzoziemiec

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Re: Caption it #1979
« Reply #5 on: 08 November, 2019, 03:40:31 pm »
Johnson attempts to make his hat artfully rumpled for the cameras.
Riding a concrete path through the nebulous and chaotic future.

Wowbagger

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Re: Caption it #1979
« Reply #6 on: 08 November, 2019, 11:29:18 pm »
Spud-u-shag.
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Re: Caption it #1979
« Reply #7 on: 11 November, 2019, 01:37:20 pm »
Always wear rubber gloves when handling rubbish

sprogs

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Re: Caption it #1979
« Reply #8 on: 02 December, 2019, 07:17:53 pm »
My willie's so big that my sperm is the size of a potato.

Re: Caption it #1979
« Reply #9 on: 02 December, 2019, 07:31:21 pm »
Now how can I screw this up........
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Phil W

Re: Caption it #1979
« Reply #10 on: 02 December, 2019, 09:45:34 pm »
Boris tries to not let on, that she is squeezing the life out of his spuds.

sprogs

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Re: Caption it #1979
« Reply #11 on: 04 December, 2019, 06:16:48 pm »
Boris has yet another SPD moment.

Regulator

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Re: Caption it #1979
« Reply #12 on: 10 December, 2019, 08:35:31 pm »
Boris has yet another SPD moment.

Don’t you mean another STD moment?
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sprogs

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Re: Caption it #1979
« Reply #13 on: 14 February, 2020, 06:47:22 pm »
Boris strode resolutely between the creature from the black lagoon and the beast from 20,000 fathoms in the secure knwledge that his facade of buffoonery would distract them while he stole their eggs.

T42

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Re: Caption it #1979
« Reply #14 on: 18 February, 2020, 10:29:59 am »
A December issue of Nature carried a slightly different version of this photo over the caption:

UK Prime Minister Boris Johnson pledged to raise spending on Research and Development
I've dusted off all those old bottles and set them up straight

meddyg

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Re: Caption it #1979
« Reply #15 on: 19 February, 2020, 01:41:15 pm »
Boris wonders who'll be picking potatoes, peas and strawberries next year, when the Poles, Czechs and Slovaks can't come back
as their English is not good enough.....

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Phil W

Re: Caption it #1979
« Reply #16 on: 23 March, 2020, 06:23:26 pm »
Boris gets personally involved in the potato rationing.