King George V never uttered the words Bugger Bognor. In fact the words were never uttered at all. It was one of his aides, following an old map and therefore took the route of Stane Street rather than the recently named A29. This meant an accidental who attempt to ride up Bignor Hill and, coming to grief on the 30% section, cried out in exasperation, "Bugger Bignor".
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