The ***SPOILER*** thread

[Eccentrica Gallumbits]

The tea girl gets together with the prime minister, his sister gets back together with her cheating husband whose colleague is left alone with her unwell brother, the little boy gets the girl, his dad gets the model, his mate goes to Portugal to marry a waitress, his other mate's mate gets over his love of his mate's wife, two film extras get together, the pop singer has it off with his manager and the geeky bloke shags loads of American women.

[Tiger]

He returns to earth again and all those who believe in him ascend back up to heaven leaving the rest to an eternity in hell.

[Dave]

He returns to earth again and all those who believe in him ascend back up to heaven leaving the rest to an eternity in hell.

From here:

The Gospel of Mark ends abruptly after Jesus' disciples discover his empty tomb, for example. Mark's last line has them leaving in fear:

"Jesus Christ! It's a zombie! Get back in the chariot!"

[Zoidburg]

Ambling along the beech he discovers the Statue Of Liberty poking out from beneath the sand - turns out that it really is earth after all

[Eccentrica Gallumbits]

He has lots of adventures but eventually becomes a house cat instead of a witch's cat.

[mrcharly-YHT]

He throws custard and tomato sauce over her, then shags her. Then leaves her, only to meet on a dark street and do it on the cobbles under a lorry. Later he pushes her into the river. After having sex of some sort with every woman he meets, he finds out someone else is going to be hanged for killing her. Has momentary feelings of guilt then walks off.

He is Young after all.

[fuzzy]

They wind up the guards, one spends a lot of time in solitary playing with a baseball. He also gets to jump the barbed wire on a motorbike (nearly). Lots escape. Most are re captured of which the majority are shot. A small number get away.

[Eccentrica Gallumbits]

He books them, and they come.

[Zoidburg]

Up the duff and with an alsastion in tow she drives off to mexico in a an open top jeep, a .44 magnum in her lap and the future leader of humanity in her belly.

[Tiger]

The big one butts him hard and teh troll fallls into the river.

[padbeat]

The baddie's ring lies in his ashes until a leather gloved hand reaches and grasps it.

The End ... ?