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Mr Larrington

  • A bit ov a lyv wyr by slof standirds
  • Custard Wallah
    • Mr Larrington's Automatic Diary
Caption It #1903
« on: 20 September, 2017, 07:00:01 am »
External Transparent Wall Inspection Operative & Mayor of Mortagne-au-Perche
Satisfying the Bloodlust of the Masses in Peacetime

LittleWheelsandBig

  • Whimsy Rider
Re: Caption It #1903
« Reply #1 on: 20 September, 2017, 07:06:41 am »
Now tint your hair gray and you'll fit right in.
Wheel meet again, don't know where, don't know when...

Jaded

  • The Codfather
  • Formerly known as Jaded
Re: Caption It #1903
« Reply #2 on: 20 September, 2017, 07:21:35 am »
She moved quickly through the throng, carbon fibre fairing making mincemeat of the thick atmosphere.
It is simpler than it looks.

Basil

  • Um....err......oh bugger!
  • Help me!
Re: Caption It #1903
« Reply #3 on: 20 September, 2017, 08:05:46 am »
I've lost Gordon my pet slug.  Has anyone seen Gordon?
Admission.  I'm actually not that fussed about cake.

Cudzoziemiec

  • Ride adventurously and stop for a brew.
Re: Caption It #1903
« Reply #4 on: 20 September, 2017, 09:39:16 am »
Not just a handlebar moustache, it's an under-seat steering moustache.
Riding a concrete path through the nebulous and chaotic future.

Re: Caption It #1903
« Reply #5 on: 20 September, 2017, 12:47:12 pm »
Groucho wondered how the other guests saw through his cunning disguise.
"He who fights monsters should see to it that he himself does not become a monster. And if you gaze for long into an abyss, the abyss gazes also into you." ~ Freidrich Neitzsche

Re: Caption It #1903
« Reply #6 on: 22 September, 2017, 05:20:10 pm »
You can wax your nose hair, like this.

Mr Larrington

  • A bit ov a lyv wyr by slof standirds
  • Custard Wallah
    • Mr Larrington's Automatic Diary
Re: Caption It #1903
« Reply #7 on: 24 September, 2017, 05:51:37 am »
I am grievously disappointed that none of you smut-vendors has yet mentioned the scene from "Yellowbeard":


Mr Prostitute by Mr Larrington, on Flickr

Captain Hughes1: This is Mr. Moon. His speciality is discipline. This is Mr. Crisp. His specialty is discipline. This is Mr. Prostitute. His speciality...
[Tarbuck starts laughing]
Captain Hughes: Nail that man's foot to the deck!

1: Played by James Mason
External Transparent Wall Inspection Operative & Mayor of Mortagne-au-Perche
Satisfying the Bloodlust of the Masses in Peacetime