Author Topic: Secret crushes you have had  (Read 97216 times)

rogerzilla

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Re: Secret crushes you have had
« Reply #300 on: 11 May, 2016, 05:50:07 pm »
The Irish girl on the Moonpig adverts.  And I usually hate Irish accents.
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rogerzilla

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Re: Secret crushes you have had
« Reply #301 on: 11 May, 2016, 05:53:15 pm »
There was a classic example on "The Daily Politics' the other week, where Michael Portillo got round the problem by simply not looking at her.
I thought Michael Portillo got round the problem by virtue of batting for the other side.  Or was that all in the past?
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Re: Secret crushes you have had
« Reply #302 on: 11 May, 2016, 06:00:58 pm »
There was a classic example on "The Daily Politics' the other week, where Michael Portillo got round the problem by simply not looking at her.
I thought Michael Portillo got round the problem by virtue of batting for the other side.  Or was that all in the past?

He was, last time I looked, on the list of famous bisexuals.

Anyway, you know you're in trouble when you have a secret crush on Michael Portillo.  (For the avoidance of doubt: Not me!)

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Re: Secret crushes you have had
« Reply #303 on: 22 May, 2016, 03:54:19 pm »
Dr Suzannah Lipscomb is the current favourite. Bit of an annoyingly posh voice, but no bloke actually listens to what she's saying.



History fans will no doubt be aware already that Dr Lipscomb's new series, Hidden Killers Of The Post War Home, starts on Wednesday.  BBC4, 20:00.

According to this TV listings magazine she's a vegetarian chiz.
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Re: Secret crushes you have had
« Reply #304 on: 22 May, 2016, 04:08:42 pm »
Hidden Killers Of The Post War Home, starts on Wednesday.  BBC4, 20:00.

Strewth. With that billing they probably *need* some totty to sell any tickets!
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Re: Secret crushes you have had
« Reply #305 on: 26 May, 2016, 08:50:13 pm »
Hidden Killers Of The Post War Home, starts on Wednesday.  BBC4, 20:00.

Strewth. With that billing they probably *need* some totty to sell any tickets!

On iPlayer.
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Re: Secret crushes you have had
« Reply #306 on: 26 May, 2016, 09:15:12 pm »
Hidden Killers Of The Post War Home, starts on Wednesday.  BBC4, 20:00.

Strewth. With that billing they probably *need* some totty to sell any tickets!

From memory, it was written by Dr Lipscomb...
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Re: Secret crushes you have had
« Reply #307 on: 30 May, 2016, 11:24:41 am »
And it was rubbish too. 
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Re: Secret crushes you have had
« Reply #308 on: 03 June, 2016, 09:40:01 pm »
I say!  Where has TV's Alice Baxter been hiding1 all my life?

1: BBC World Business Report and/or Russia, apparently
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Re: Secret crushes you have had
« Reply #309 on: 04 June, 2016, 01:05:59 am »
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Good grief - are you back on the booze Mr L?
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Re: Secret crushes you have had
« Reply #310 on: 06 March, 2017, 10:52:50 pm »
Florence in Death in Paradise.
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Wombat

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Re: Secret crushes you have had
« Reply #311 on: 07 March, 2017, 08:23:34 am »
Whilst one certainly cannot deny the attractions of young Florence (desperately trying not to make any "boing!" Magic Roundabout references) it was her predecessor Camille, who I found utterly enchanting to the extent that I consider her to be possibly the most beautiful woman I've ever seen on TV.  Her characterisation was brilliant, too.

It was not too much of a secret crush at home, Mrs W almost had to provide a dribble guard for me, for when I was watching her on Death in Paradise!
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Re: Secret crushes you have had
« Reply #312 on: 07 March, 2017, 08:48:13 am »
Florence in Death in Paradise.
This.  And Mrs Thomas in the Mog books.  :-[

Re: Secret crushes you have had
« Reply #313 on: 07 March, 2017, 09:03:28 am »
Andrea Wulf
I think you'll find it's a bit more complicated than that.

Re: Secret crushes you have had
« Reply #314 on: 07 March, 2017, 11:28:53 am »
Whilst one certainly cannot deny the attractions of young Florence (desperately trying not to make any "boing!" Magic Roundabout references) it was her predecessor Camille, who I found utterly enchanting ..
Well, yes. Is this not universally true?
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Re: Secret crushes you have had
« Reply #315 on: 07 March, 2017, 01:38:32 pm »
and:

http://www.mojo4music.com/blog/mojo_honours_list_2006/Hynde%202-photo.jpg


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Actually, lets add Keef to my list.
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Re: Secret crushes you have had
« Reply #316 on: 12 March, 2017, 02:14:07 pm »
The rabbit from the Cadburys Caramel advert:

https://youtu.be/EjQ5Yw72xtA

citoyen

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Secret crushes you have had
« Reply #317 on: 12 March, 2017, 05:04:30 pm »
Nurse Gladys Emmanuel
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Re: Secret crushes you have had
« Reply #318 on: 13 March, 2017, 12:02:10 am »
Eve Myles.
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itsbruce

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Re: Secret crushes you have had
« Reply #319 on: 27 June, 2017, 11:12:51 pm »
Janice from the Electric Mayhem band.  Thought she was waaay cute, when I was a wee lad.



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Re: Secret crushes you have had
« Reply #320 on: 28 June, 2017, 09:22:44 pm »
Anyone mentioned Judi Dench yet?
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Re: Secret crushes you have had
« Reply #321 on: 28 June, 2017, 09:38:36 pm »
Miss Hardun the stand in french teacher.

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Re: Secret crushes you have had
« Reply #322 on: 28 June, 2017, 09:40:22 pm »
Cheri Lunghi & Zoe Wannamaker.

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Re: Secret crushes you have had
« Reply #323 on: 28 June, 2017, 09:42:11 pm »
Nurse is busy.

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Re: Secret crushes you have had
« Reply #324 on: 28 June, 2017, 09:50:44 pm »
Oh yes.  +1 for Zoe Wannamaker.
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