Author Topic: First-World Problems.  (Read 335430 times)

Mr Larrington

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Re: First-World Problems.
« Reply #1725 on: 30 January, 2018, 09:33:34 am »
Our spaghetti jar has disappeared....

Have you accidentally re-purposed it for storing cable ties?

Cable ties should be stored inside the drops, behind the bar-end plug.
Trufax.

Only on one side, though.  I'm sure there is an entire generation of cyclists who honestly believe that the rearward-point bit at the bottom of a set of drop bars really is called the "stash".
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Re: First-World Problems.
« Reply #1726 on: 30 January, 2018, 11:41:22 am »
Our spaghetti jar has disappeared....
In my experience, missing jars can often be found in the shed with chains/brushes in white spirits.

If yours isn't in your shed, it's probably in mine.
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Re: First-World Problems.
« Reply #1727 on: 30 January, 2018, 11:54:50 am »
Our spaghetti jar has disappeared....

Have you accidentally re-purposed it for storing cable ties?

Cable ties should be stored inside the drops, behind the bar-end plug.
Trufax.

Only on one side, though.  I'm sure there is an entire generation of cyclists who honestly believe that the rearward-point bit at the bottom of a set of drop bars really is called the "stash".

The hollow part of the bar-end plug should be stuffed with Blu-Tack, and the pointy part of the cable tie inserted into this, before shoving the ties into the bars.
Makes for easier retreival. Dontcha know.

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Re: First-World Problems.
« Reply #1728 on: 30 January, 2018, 12:57:45 pm »
There is some question over whether or not the garage will service my car because the computer while not saying, it doesn’t say yes. This maybe down to me bringing in the car when it says service me in 1500 miles but Then when I booked it their computer didn’t say no either.
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Re: First-World Problems.
« Reply #1729 on: 03 February, 2018, 07:10:11 pm »
Listening to Il Trovatore on from the Met, on BBC Radio 3.  The 'anvils' are drowning out the Coro di Zingari.
;D  Andrij.  I pronounce you Complete and Utter GIT   :thumbsup:

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Re: First-World Problems.
« Reply #1730 on: 03 February, 2018, 07:29:33 pm »
Clunk!  ;D
Admission.  I'm actually not that fussed about cake.

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Re: First-World Problems.
« Reply #1731 on: 12 February, 2018, 09:42:59 pm »
Nipped to Waitrose this evening, looking for eggs. What's this? Eggs in boxes of four, nine and fifteen.  The world has gone mad.
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Re: First-World Problems.
« Reply #1732 on: 12 February, 2018, 10:10:44 pm »
Subtle downsizing/shrinkflation to challenge the innumerate...
Torture by squares...

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Re: First-World Problems.
« Reply #1733 on: 12 February, 2018, 11:25:16 pm »
To be fair, we're well overdue for metric[1] eggboxes.  Shouldn't there be an EU regulation or something?


[1] By which I mean decimal.

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Re: First-World Problems.
« Reply #1734 on: 13 February, 2018, 05:16:54 am »
We have eggs in 10s here in Germany, and also 6s (but they are less often seen)
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Re: First-World Problems.
« Reply #1735 on: 13 February, 2018, 06:30:25 am »
I always buy the nine-egg boxes. I just like the squareness of them! My Waitrose branch does have plenty of six-egg boxes, though.

Gus

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Re: First-World Problems.
« Reply #1736 on: 13 February, 2018, 07:02:26 am »
Eggs are very complicated here in Danish supermarkets :

6, 10, 15, 20 or 30 in a package.

You have to check eggs for size, we have 4 different sizes.

Then you need to decide how you want the chickens life while laying the eggs, I think we are down to 4 types there too.
Only Aldi sells Battery eggs now, all other shops have been persuaded to stop selling them.

I prefer to visit the local farm shop and just buy 15 ecological produced eggs in different sizes but laid the same day.  so Tasty :D

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Re: First-World Problems.
« Reply #1737 on: 15 February, 2018, 07:40:03 pm »
Nipped to Waitrose this evening, looking for eggs. What's this? Eggs in boxes of four, nine and fifteen.  The world has gone mad.

Yes, it should be 4, 9, 16.

hellymedic

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Re: First-World Problems.
« Reply #1738 on: 15 February, 2018, 09:58:34 pm »
Nipped to Waitrose this evening, looking for eggs. What's this? Eggs in boxes of four, nine and fifteen.  The world has gone mad.

Yes, it should be 4, 9, 16.

Would make a neat pyramidal stack!

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Re: First-World Problems.
« Reply #1739 on: 15 February, 2018, 10:06:35 pm »
How about Fibonacci sizes?  Would make for some interesting stacking options...

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Re: First-World Problems.
« Reply #1740 on: 15 February, 2018, 11:32:20 pm »
Eggs are very complicated here in Danish supermarkets :

6, 10, 15, 20 or 30 in a package.

You have to check eggs for size, we have 4 different sizes.

Then you need to decide how you want the chickens life while laying the eggs, I think we are down to 4 types there too.
Only Aldi sells Battery eggs now, all other shops have been persuaded to stop selling them.

I prefer to visit the local farm shop and just buy 15 ecological produced eggs in different sizes but laid the same day.  so Tasty :D

by the dozen or 18 from my farmers market, from a chicken farm I regularly ride past.
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Re: First-World Problems.
« Reply #1741 on: 16 February, 2018, 12:30:27 am »
How about Fibonacci sizes?  Would make for some interesting stacking options...

 ;D
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Re: First-World Problems.
« Reply #1742 on: 20 February, 2018, 09:53:38 am »
How about Fibonacci sizes?  Would make for some interesting stacking options...
A bit of a downer for anyone purchasing the 0 eggs box
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Re: First-World Problems.
« Reply #1743 on: 20 February, 2018, 11:27:03 am »
How about Fibonacci sizes?  Would make for some interesting stacking options...
A bit of a downer for anyone purchasing the 0 eggs box

Got to cater for the vegans somehow...

clarion

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Re: First-World Problems.
« Reply #1744 on: 20 February, 2018, 11:54:15 am »
Perfect!

Although that would open another can of worms box of eggs

6!
28!
496!
!!!
Getting there...

Re: First-World Problems.
« Reply #1745 on: 20 February, 2018, 12:37:09 pm »
When I used to order eggs the options were 60, 180 or 360 as they came on trays of 5x6 that stacked nicely. 360 was a 'box' of 12 trays.
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Re: First-World Problems.
« Reply #1746 on: 20 February, 2018, 01:05:04 pm »
5, 6, 10 were the standards in Poland. Here we get them from a shop which sells them individually, but gives a slight discount for 6. Or 12. Presumably also for 7, 8, 9, 10, 11. Oh and for 13...
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Re: First-World Problems.
« Reply #1747 on: 21 February, 2018, 11:45:13 am »
It's spring....well our neighbour things it is as he is out with his chainsaw, something he does nearly every week during the tree/ bush growing season.*

It's very irritating while I am trying to work but he does have some nicely trimmed wood. I suppose being retired, he needs something to do.




* We do our trees once every two years and our bushes three times a year which is about right!

Re: First-World Problems.
« Reply #1748 on: 21 February, 2018, 12:12:16 pm »
I can't decide which loose leaf breakfast blend tea to order.
I've finally decided on a Darjeeling and an Assam that I really love so can just repeat order those but breakgfst blend I am sill wavering on.
I think you'll find it's a bit more complicated than that.

Re: First-World Problems.
« Reply #1749 on: 24 February, 2018, 09:04:09 am »
Overheard in Tesco yesterday 'I really hate our champagne glasses, they're far too thick'.
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