Electric floor polisher

[Hot Flatus]

I have 2 parquet floors and one terracotta floor. I'm fed up of manually waxing and polishing.

Any recommendations for a floor polished that works and won't break (like the PoS Hoover I bought last year)?

[ian]

Do you not have staff?

[Hot Flatus]

I do.

However, they are employed to split their time between the study, where they may sit and read, and the billiards room.

I do the cleaning because I once made the mistake of checking my privilege.

Which floor polisher  do your staff recommend?

[Zipperhead]

I do the cleaning because I once made the mistake of checking my privilege.

Masterful understatement!

[Gattopardo]

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Victor-Sprite-400-industrial-rotary-floor-scrubber-polisher-tested-working-240v/192376759989?hash=item2cca8c66b5:g:V04AAOSw1NFaGvSE

Something like that.

[ian]

I think that maybe organizing an orgy in your living room would do the trick. Simply surreptitiously replace the personal lubricant with floor polish. As they writhe on the floor in sexual tumult, it will be brought to a bright sheen.

Alternatively, and perhaps less messily, provide a practice venue for the local curling team.

[Hot Flatus]

An orgy in my living room you say?

Wax polish + lovepiss= Copydex

[Cudzoziemiec]

You have two kids, that makes four polishers if you buy them suitably waxed socks.