Anyway, I made custard to go with the christmas pud today. I couldn't be bothered to make it 'properly' so I fudged it - put a pot of cream in the microwave for 2 mins, meanwhile whisked up a couple of egg yolks in a bowl with a bit of sugar, vanilla essence and cornflour, using an electric whisk. When the cream went ping, I whisked it into the egg yolks. Then shoved the bowl back in the micro for a minute.
When it came out, it was abso-bloody-lutely perfect. I think the whisking was the secret - it had given it a lovely light, velvety texture. I don't think I will make custard any other way ever again.
The pud was great too - one we bought from Aldi last year that has been maturing in the pantry for the last 12 months. Yum.