Author Topic: Super-Twat  (Read 868436 times)

Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #3425 on: 28 October, 2018, 06:48:58 am »
Two wrongs don’t make a right

citoyen

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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #3426 on: 28 October, 2018, 07:43:12 am »
Two wrongs don’t make a right

Platitudes aren’t always true.
"The future's all yours, you lousy bicycles."

T42

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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #3427 on: 28 October, 2018, 07:46:52 am »
Where's the Like button?
I've dusted off all those old bottles and set them up straight

Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #3428 on: 28 October, 2018, 09:48:26 am »
Don’t get me wrong
If the allegations are true I hope he is treated with the full weight of the law (some hope with his money)

But due process needs to be followed.
Will the court look (un)favourably on this, especially with Lord Hain’s association with the law firm??
Will Sir Phillip be able to claim that he would now be unable to have a fair trial??

Mrs Pingu

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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #3429 on: 02 November, 2018, 05:28:32 pm »
Bit obvious but, David Cameron.
Do not clench. It only makes it worse.

Beardy

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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #3430 on: 04 November, 2018, 10:36:23 pm »
Aaron Banks. But not for the obvious reason, no, the twat said on the Andrew Marr show this morning that Brexit is going so badly we’d be better of remaining. How the fuck did he think it was going to go?
For every complex problem in the world, there is a simple and easily understood solution that’s wrong.

Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #3431 on: 05 November, 2018, 11:42:03 am »
Aaron Banks. But not for the obvious reason, no, the twat said on the Andrew Marr show this morning that Brexit is going so badly we’d be better of remaining. How the fuck did he think it was going to go?


He's an arse. With a capital F.

Mr Larrington

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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #3432 on: 14 November, 2018, 11:46:43 am »
While the place of Bloody Stupid Johnson in the pantheon of Super-Twats has been assured since he first embarked on his career as a Minor Twat, his utterances of yesterday assure him of a place in the Hors Categorie class of Twattery.  If we accept Mayhem's EU deal proposal, sez he, it will be the first time in a thousand years that "we" don't have control over our own laws.

Please correct me if I am mistaken, Bloody Stupid, but wasn't a fundamental tenet of the Leave campaign the assertion that "we" had already ceded control of Just About Everything to the Unelected Bureaucrats of BrusselsTM?  I have to conclude that
  • You were lying in 2016, or
  • You were lying yesterday, or
  • You were lying in 2016 and are still lying now
#3 seems the most likely.
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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #3433 on: 14 November, 2018, 04:59:01 pm »
Tickles me how reluctant the Tories have been to allow Parliament a vote on Brexit issues given the Leave campaign's BS about Sovereign Parliament etc.
Get a bicycle. You will never regret it, if you live- Mark Twain

Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #3434 on: 14 November, 2018, 06:54:27 pm »
Yeah. Ha ha fucking ha.  :facepalm: ::-)  :(

rogerzilla

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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #3435 on: 17 November, 2018, 06:27:21 am »
The irony of hard Brexit MPs using the meaningful vote forced on them against their will by their bête noire* Gina Miller to try and defeat rhe draft agreement.

*no racist interpretation intended
Hard work sometimes pays off in the end, but laziness ALWAYS pays off NOW.

Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #3436 on: 24 November, 2018, 11:17:58 am »
Christopher Chope......again.   



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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #3437 on: 24 November, 2018, 11:30:15 am »
What's the idiot done now?
“There is no point in using the word 'impossible' to describe something that has clearly happened.”
― Douglas Adams

Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #3438 on: 24 November, 2018, 12:23:54 pm »
'Object !' to an amendment to an FGM bill.
Rust never sleeps

TheLurker

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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #3439 on: 24 November, 2018, 09:32:59 pm »
Someone needs to take him around the back of the parliamentary bike sheds and kick him repeatedly and hard in the goolies until he is so hoarse from screaming in pain he can never never articulate the word, "object" or, for that matter, any other word, ever again.
Τα πιο όμορφα ταξίδια γίνονται με τις δικές μας δυνάμεις - Φίλοι του Ποδήλατου

Tim Hall

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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #3440 on: 25 November, 2018, 12:01:48 am »
Someone needs to take him around the back of the parliamentary bike sheds and kick him repeatedly and hard in the goolies until he is so hoarse from screaming in pain he can never never articulate the word, "object" or, for that matter, any other word, ever again.

I'll do it.
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"overhaul" it, or you can ride it.  (Jerome K Jerome)

T42

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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #3441 on: 25 November, 2018, 08:20:21 am »
Will the court look (un)favourably on this, especially with Lord Hain’s association with the law firm??

"Lord" Hain, ye gods.  I can remember when he was just another pain-in-the-ass student.
I've dusted off all those old bottles and set them up straight

rogerzilla

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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #3442 on: 25 November, 2018, 04:26:41 pm »
If you turn one letter of his name upside down, he's Christopher Chode.  Appropriate for someone unusually thick.
Hard work sometimes pays off in the end, but laziness ALWAYS pays off NOW.

Steph

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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #3443 on: 26 November, 2018, 04:55:29 pm »
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-sussex-46345721

A former friend of mine was at school with this turd. When he was arrested for the first trial, my friend's reaction was a complete lack of surprise.
When he was acquitted, I recall the response of the police when asked "Are you looking for anyone else?2 was, effectively, "No. We know who killed those girls".
When he was nicked the second time, just about hands-on the victim, I wonder how the jurors in the former trial felt?

Anyway, it wasn't his fault. He didn't kill the first two, and he only attacked the third kid Because People Were Being Nasty To Him.


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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #3444 on: 27 November, 2018, 03:10:01 pm »
Not fast & rarely furious

tweeting occasional in(s)anities as andrewxclark

Mrs Pingu

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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #3445 on: 27 November, 2018, 08:17:29 pm »
Do not clench. It only makes it worse.

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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #3446 on: 28 November, 2018, 12:26:15 am »
Corbyn.  Give him the No Balls Prat Prize.
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rogerzilla

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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #3447 on: 28 November, 2018, 01:01:19 pm »
Jose Mourinho, the Twattish One.
Hard work sometimes pays off in the end, but laziness ALWAYS pays off NOW.

rogerzilla

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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #3448 on: 30 November, 2018, 06:57:41 pm »
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-46397858

Noel Edmonds.  Although "twat" is a bit mild for the slimy fascist turd.
Hard work sometimes pays off in the end, but laziness ALWAYS pays off NOW.

Pedaldog.

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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #3449 on: 30 November, 2018, 10:21:16 pm »
Actually, "the slimy fascist turd" is a bit mild for the Mega Twat!
You touch my Coffee and I'll slap you so hard, even Google won't be able to find you!