I received an email today informing me that

[clarion]

I'll go, as long as I don't have to laugh.

Not much danger of that...

[slowfen]

I'm assuming they're called the "cream of comedy" because they have floated to the top?

[Regulator]

I'm assuming they're called the "cream of comedy" because they have floated to the top?

Like the turds in a cesspit, you mean?

[clarion]

I'm assuming they're called the "cream of comedy" because they have floated to the top?

Nah, it's cause they're thick, yellowing* and beaten.




*except for Tommy Cannon, who has been bright orange for years).

[andrewc]

I've bought up all the tickets for all the shows so the entire forum can go. There are more tickets than forumites though, so some of you have to go twice. Sorry.

Are you also providing an adequate supply of shovels and body bags ? These will be needed....