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In the new year we will be de-leveraging select parts of our business stream in order to downscale our per-annum expenditures and increase efficiency.
Translation: After Christmas we will fire some of you and expect the rest of you to do the same amount of work, with a lower headcount. This is mainly due to the fact that I have just given myself a pay-rise of £100,000 on top of my existing £280,000ish salary and also directors will be getting bonuses at Christmas, which we will pay for with your jobs. p.s. non-management staff will not get an xmas bonus and the pay-freeze remains in place. Meeeeeerry Christmas.
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Luckily my friend happens to be in the position where they have been a bit sickly recently, change of the weather and all that, wot-ho, and just so happens, by pure coincidence you understand, to ready to de-leverage himself from the business stream in order to upscale his per-annum income a smidge and not work for quite such an odious bunch of fapsocks.
The business I work for has had a few dealings with another part of the one that he is soon to stop working for and I can wholeheartedly agree that they are shysters.