Park Tools Toilet roll holder

[Canardly]

I seem to have acquired one of these.




Despite the notional use of said object implied by the roll of white stuff attached. Is the panel able to suggest a suitable alternative use, for example:

Replacement for the table leg Baton previously lost in the northern wastes

An annual audax prize

Donate  to the National Cyling Museum

Donate to other cycling charity

or what have you?

Ps. Couldn't find the Marmite

[Brucey]

could be a kitchen roll holder, if modified.  Also could be mounted horizontally and used as a gimbal for something (a small ice bucket?) on a boat...?

cheers

[Torslanda]

Molish a bracket that replaces the skewer and you have a wall lamp bracket for the shed/study...

[Cudzoziemiec]

If you had four of them, the shape looks just right for molishing a menorah (perhaps not rabbinically approved).

[Brucey]

I like the light bracket idea, but if I had to overtighten the bearings in order to get the lamp to stay in one position, that might upset me.....

cheers