What's the use of wearing cotton,
Studs that always get forgotten?
These affairs are simply rotten --
Better far is woad!
Woad's the stuff to show, men!
Woad to scare the foemen!
Boil it to a brilliant blue
And rub it on your legs and your abdomen!
Ancient Britons never hit on
Anything as good as woad to fit on
Neck, or knees, or where you sit on.
Bottoms up to woad!
(we're wearing wed woad)