Author Topic: caption it#1078  (Read 1592 times)

welshwheels

  • stop eating cheeseburgers big boy!!!!
caption it#1078
« on: 27 August, 2012, 06:40:04 pm »
struggling up hills since 1981 !!!

clarion

  • Tyke
Re: caption it#1078
« Reply #1 on: 27 August, 2012, 07:06:25 pm »
"And you're sure this is empowering, right?"
Getting there...

Wowbagger

  • Stout dipper
    • Stuff mostly about weather
Re: caption it#1078
« Reply #2 on: 27 August, 2012, 07:09:13 pm »
I can't see anything slack about that.
Quote from: Dez
It doesn’t matter where you start. Just start.

Jaded

  • The Codfather
  • Formerly known as Jaded
Re: caption it#1078
« Reply #3 on: 27 August, 2012, 07:13:21 pm »
Rear mech needs attention.
It is simpler than it looks.

rogerzilla

  • When n+1 gets out of hand
Re: caption it#1078
« Reply #4 on: 27 August, 2012, 07:25:46 pm »
"Graeme, can you really pedal like this?  Let alone at 100mph?"

"Oh, just go and make me a cup of tea then,woman."
Hard work sometimes pays off in the end, but laziness ALWAYS pays off NOW.

Re: caption it#1078
« Reply #5 on: 27 August, 2012, 08:04:58 pm »
The ultimate tandem experience ...

Re: caption it#1078
« Reply #6 on: 28 August, 2012, 12:17:07 am »
"Why do you want to lube my downtube?"
Working my way up to inferior.

CrinklyLion

  • The one with devious, cake-pushing ways....
Re: caption it#1078
« Reply #7 on: 28 August, 2012, 09:38:09 am »
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Introducing this tantalizing photo set, featuring lovely ladies brought together with the bikes of their dreams. The series will be showcased in a stunning, limited edition folio, available in a calendar format. This photo collection reinvents the genre of pinup with sexy bike oriented scenarios, fresh posing and hot outfits, combining awesome bikes and a cast of luscious babes with great attitude. From a lithe model contorted into the form of a bike to a laughing maiden dripping with mud after wiping out on her mountain bike, we see novel concepts conveyed with subtlety and sensuality which elevate the images to the level of fine art. For fans of pinup photography or of bicycles this photo series is just what you’ve been looking for.

Or then again, maybe not.

mattc

  • n.b. have grown beard since photo taken
    • Didcot Audaxes
Re: caption it#1078
« Reply #8 on: 28 August, 2012, 10:17:42 am »
Wow. You almost have to admire the cheek of whoever wrote/published that. I'm tempted to plunder various choice phrases for signature use. Perhaps:

Slightly athletic non-smoker, GSOH, seeks "sexy bike oriented scenarios" ...
Has never ridden RAAM
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No.11  Because of the great host of those who dislike the least appearance of "swank " when they travel the roads and lanes. - From Kuklos' 39 Articles

Jaded

  • The Codfather
  • Formerly known as Jaded
Re: caption it#1078
« Reply #9 on: 28 August, 2012, 10:29:59 am »
"Objectify that"
It is simpler than it looks.

Re: caption it#1078
« Reply #10 on: 28 August, 2012, 11:38:57 am »
Wheely horny
"Il veut moins de riches, moi je veux moins de pauvres"

Re: caption it#1078
« Reply #11 on: 28 August, 2012, 03:15:35 pm »
Wow. You almost have to admire the cheek
Yes, since only one is visible.
"A woman on a bicycle has all the world before her where to choose; she can go where she will, no man hindering." The Type-Writer Girl, 1897

Tim Hall

  • Victoria is my queen
Re: caption it#1078
« Reply #12 on: 03 September, 2012, 02:06:39 pm »
Haven't we learnt anything?






Radial spoking? C'mon, this is the 21st century.
There are two ways you can get exercise out of a bicycle: you can
"overhaul" it, or you can ride it.  (Jerome K Jerome)