Author Topic: BONG ..And Here is the Not News..BONG (Read 164231 times)

Kim · « **Reply #775 on:** 16 January, 2021, 05:11:16 pm »

Mr Larrington · « **Reply #776 on:** 16 January, 2021, 06:44:55 pm »

She'd better not visit that France, that they have now.

orienteer · « **Reply #777 on:** 16 January, 2021, 09:04:18 pm »

Reminds me of the story about the woman who complained to the police about a seeing a neighbour's indecent behaviour from her window looking into his. When investigating they asked how she could see into his window from hers.

She told them she could see him while she stood on a chair.

Kim · « **Reply #778 on:** 18 January, 2021, 08:44:17 pm »

BONG! Young men wear trousers on the internet. BONG!

(I'm getting old. I only saw the sea shanty version and was so distracted by the trousers I didn't notice it wasn't a real video^[1].)

_{[1] Note for other old farts: Not to be confused with RealVideo™}

Cudzoziemiec · « **Reply #779 on:** 18 January, 2021, 09:11:09 pm »

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The lads came in for a lot of stick, mostly for wearing skinny jeans or trousers - and people making assumptions about what sort of people they are.

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“Yeah he might have been a bit racist, but defacing a Winston Churchill statue is just too far mate.”

So skinny jeans make you some kind of "young gammon"?

I are an old person and I no longer understand fashion.

Feanor · « **Reply #780 on:** 18 January, 2021, 09:11:18 pm »

With a photo attributed to a Mr Humpage

Mr Larrington · « **Reply #781 on:** 17 February, 2021, 06:08:31 pm »

>>>BONGGG! Elderly man admitted to hostipal BONGGG! <<<

Beardy · « **Reply #782 on:** 17 February, 2021, 09:07:14 pm »

I’m not sure that’s a good idea. People die in hospitals don’t you know. Especially old people.

fd3 · « **Reply #783 on:** 04 March, 2021, 07:29:58 pm »

Not sure if this fits here
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-birmingham-56230392
Woman was stabbed 5 years ago. Not sure how this is front news on the bbc.

Mr Larrington · « **Reply #784 on:** 04 March, 2021, 08:07:14 pm »

Ah, but she's raised lots of money for charidee. See also, “Tom, Captain”.

Meanwhile:

BONGGG >>> Woman doesn’t get on with in-laws. <<< BONGGG.

And colossal bellend Piers “Morgan” Moron says she's talking “deluded bilge” which, ironically, would be his specialist subject if there was ever a version of Mastermind for colossal bellends.

Beardy · « **Reply #785 on:** 04 March, 2021, 08:19:32 pm »

Quote from: Mr Larrington on 04 March, 2021, 08:07:14 pm

Ah, but she's raised lots of money for charidee. See also, “Tom, Captain”.

Meanwhile:

BONGGG >>> Woman doesn’t get on with in-laws. <<< BONGGG.

And colossal bellend Piers “Morgan” Moron says she's talking “deluded bilge” which, ironically, would be his specialist subject if there was ever a version of Mastermind for colossal bellends.

Objection m’laud, I find it offensive to even suggest that PMM CBE has a mind, let alone infer it might be a master.

Mr Larrington · « **Reply #786 on:** 04 March, 2021, 08:22:04 pm »

They have Celebrity Mastermind which, while not automatically an oxymoron…

Kim · « **Reply #787 on:** 10 March, 2021, 06:31:39 pm »

Estates manager fails to manage estate

Mr Larrington · « **Reply #788 on:** 10 March, 2021, 07:30:29 pm »

Will the police be called in to look for the bones of missing children?

Polar Bear · « **Reply #789 on:** 12 March, 2021, 07:40:56 pm »

Daily Hate complains to CBS re the Meghan and Harry interview about a montage of deliberately distorted and doctored headlines which may be misleading.

From the masters of misleading headlines ...

Polar Bear · « **Reply #790 on:** 30 March, 2021, 01:15:44 pm »

Police say that the police acted appropriately ...

barakta · « **Reply #791 on:** 30 March, 2021, 11:47:19 pm »

Quote from: Polar Bear on 30 March, 2021, 01:15:44 pm

Police say that the police acted appropriately ...

Looks like headlines don't represent the report and that the full report claims the police didn't understand the law and the law was poorly worded and unclear (confusing poor plod).

Kim · « **Reply #792 on:** 30 March, 2021, 11:49:39 pm »

"Police don't understand the law" is worthy of its own BONG!

Beardy · « **Reply #793 on:** 31 March, 2021, 12:36:08 am »

Quote from: barakta on 30 March, 2021, 11:47:19 pm

Quote from: Polar Bear on 30 March, 2021, 01:15:44 pm
Police say that the police acted appropriately ...

Looks like headlines don't represent the report and that the full report claims the police didn't understand the law and the law was poorly worded and unclear (confusing poor plod).

Does it also point out that the police received instruction from the Home Secretary on what they should be responding to (and no doubt how they should be responding)?

Polar Bear · « **Reply #794 on:** 31 March, 2021, 07:48:40 am »

No.10's Race Commission says that UK is an exemplar of multi-culturalism and not institutionally racist.

Seems like daily turd polishing to me.

Polar Bear · « **Reply #795 on:** 31 March, 2021, 07:51:43 am »

Quote from: barakta on 30 March, 2021, 11:47:19 pm

Quote from: Polar Bear on 30 March, 2021, 01:15:44 pm
Police say that the police acted appropriately ...

Looks like headlines don't represent the report and that the full report claims the police didn't understand the law and the law was poorly worded and unclear (confusing poor plod).

Ignorance is no excuse is what inadvertant perps are regularly told in courtrooms up and down the land.

Kim · « **Reply #796 on:** 08 April, 2021, 12:04:35 pm »

BONG! Indoor dining area contravenes COVID-19 rules for outdoor dining BONG!

Mr Larrington · « **Reply #797 on:** 08 April, 2021, 12:39:31 pm »

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it's just not fair!

Still, at least he hasn’t blamed the EU…

Regulator · « **Reply #798 on:** 08 April, 2021, 05:44:35 pm »

Quote from: Mr Larrington on 08 April, 2021, 12:39:31 pm

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it's just not fair!

Still, at least he hasn’t blamed the EU…

Yet...

Clare · « **Reply #799 on:** 09 April, 2021, 12:10:29 pm »

Very old man dies.