having a glut of them I decided to experiment with curgette curry, very nice it was too. I just chopped them up in big lumps, ditto with potatoes, added to fried onion, bunged some peas in, added loads of finely shreaded swizz chard, fried for a bit in squirt oil and balsamic vinegar, added, curry powder, garam masarla, chili powder, and chopped corriander leaf, some sultanas, added can of chopped toms, cover and low head for an hour and serve with rice or cous cous
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or as Ken Dodd said (don't blame me - I was only 7 at the time and forced to go along and see him by my parents - luckily I managed to phone the social services in the interval and was taken into care, much to my relief):
"What a gay day for shoving a marrow through your neighbour's letter box and shouting 'watch out here comes the incredible hulk'!"