Frankly, I mostly don't care about hobbies and interests. I imagine most people are interesting in their own way. I will bin anything that says 'I support football club x' though. Quite why people think that sort of thing is relevant, I'll never know. But I hate football. So be careful with those interests. I'm also not arsed if there's a spelling mistake, I make enough of them. I do care that I can read and understand it, and it looks like some effort went into it. I think I'd be OK with handwritten or something out of the ordinary, as long as it's not totally OTT. I think I'd draw the line at costume, but hey, cosplay in the workplace. It could be a thing. Let's be squirrels. What's Thursday, it's Hentai tentacle day, that's what!
Basically, it's a crapshoot, you've got to hope it gets through recruitment agencies, HR, and now, 'AI' and then meet the multidimensional requirements of people like us. I want one page, she wants a book. Welcome to the world of unsatisfiable impossibilities.
I strongly suspect we could just tick off the skills required and randomly select from the pile and get better results.
It does depend on job though, so there's no size fits all. But mostly, you are doomed.