Overheard today:
We were at the model railway show, looking at a layout, and beside us was a small boy (5 or 6), and his Dad, and beyond them, his Mum. She was jostled by the crowd and dropped her waterbottle, which rolled under the layout, and had to be returned by the chap operating it. She apologised, and the small boy said, very clearly and distinctly, "So embarrassing!".
MFWHTBAB turned to him and said "you can't take them anywhere, can you?" and the boy gave him a knowing grin...