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Kim

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Re: BONG ..And Here is the Not News..BONG
« Reply #725 on: 03 November, 2019, 05:55:45 pm »
BONG! Nigel Farage isn't doing anything.

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Re: BONG ..And Here is the Not News..BONG
« Reply #726 on: 03 November, 2019, 09:18:21 pm »
BONG! Nigel Farage isn't doing anything.
Not even being an unnecessarily offensive and charmless oik?  Surely some mistake?
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Re: BONG ..And Here is the Not News..BONG
« Reply #727 on: 03 November, 2019, 10:05:26 pm »
BONG! Nigel Farage isn't doing anything.
Not even being an unnecessarily offensive and charmless oik?  Surely some mistake?
Yebbut.  Gets his fizzog #1 on the BBC news website all day. 

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Re: BONG ..And Here is the Not News..BONG
« Reply #728 on: 03 November, 2019, 10:12:40 pm »
BONG! Nigel Farage isn't doing anything.
Not even being an unnecessarily offensive and charmless oik?  Surely some mistake?
Yebbut.  Gets his fizzog #1 on the BBC news website all day.

Nearly. Our own MP here, Mr. Tickle, gets some coverage too.

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Kim

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Re: BONG ..And Here is the Not News..BONG
« Reply #730 on: 12 November, 2019, 08:34:42 pm »
Ah, the good old days when Mumsnet was all skidmarks and penis beakers...

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Re: BONG ..And Here is the Not News..BONG
« Reply #731 on: 14 November, 2019, 07:34:46 pm »
My first job on completing my apprenticeship was in the Bradford Telex exchange with duties also including work on the Test desk. We used what many now consider text speak to,communicate with the field engineers when rheum were testing telex machines post service. This was back in 1981/2 and the old boys working in the field had been using it for years and years before. There’s nothing new under the sun.
For every complex problem in the world, there is a simple and easily understood solution that’s wrong.

Re: BONG ..And Here is the Not News..BONG
« Reply #732 on: 26 November, 2019, 07:00:35 am »

Kim

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Re: BONG ..And Here is the Not News..BONG
« Reply #733 on: 27 November, 2019, 12:15:41 am »

Kim

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Re: BONG ..And Here is the Not News..BONG
« Reply #734 on: 28 November, 2019, 04:09:26 pm »
I know anything involving royals is a bit shooting fish in a barrel for this thread, but https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/newsbeat-50586488

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Re: BONG ..And Here is the Not News..BONG
« Reply #735 on: 14 December, 2019, 01:06:06 pm »

hellymedic

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Re: BONG ..And Here is the Not News..BONG
« Reply #736 on: 18 December, 2019, 09:16:41 pm »
Vegans should know of need for Vitamin B12 BONG!
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/health-50836442

Cudzoziemiec

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Re: BONG ..And Here is the Not News..BONG
« Reply #737 on: 18 December, 2019, 09:52:15 pm »
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Cudzoziemiec

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Re: BONG ..And Here is the Not News..BONG
« Reply #738 on: 18 December, 2019, 09:54:09 pm »
BONG! ...Man takes money out of bank... BONG!
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Cudzoziemiec

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Re: BONG ..And Here is the Not News..BONG
« Reply #739 on: 01 January, 2020, 04:02:53 pm »
....BONG.... Nothing to see here ....BONG....
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hellymedic

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Re: BONG ..And Here is the Not News..BONG
« Reply #740 on: 04 January, 2020, 06:22:20 pm »
Banknotes wear out, even plastic ones.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-50989914

Pingu

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Re: BONG ..And Here is the Not News..BONG
« Reply #741 on: 09 January, 2020, 08:49:11 am »
BONG! Early retirement for over-privileged, over-paid tape cutters.

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Re: BONG ..And Here is the Not News..BONG
« Reply #742 on: 20 January, 2020, 07:31:51 pm »
VELOMANCER

Well that's the more blunt way of putting it but as usual he's dead right.

Ben T

Re: BONG ..And Here is the Not News..BONG
« Reply #743 on: 23 January, 2020, 04:34:48 pm »
BONG! Woman meets father! https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-51214537 BONG!

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Re: BONG ..And Here is the Not News..BONG
« Reply #744 on: 07 February, 2020, 11:21:44 pm »
BONG.  Person has sexual orientation preference. Bong.
Admission.  I'm actually not that fussed about cake.

Guy

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Re: BONG ..And Here is the Not News..BONG
« Reply #745 on: 10 February, 2020, 09:43:57 am »
BONG. Wintry conditions in Scotland in February. BONG.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-51434439
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Re: BONG ..And Here is the Not News..BONG
« Reply #746 on: 29 February, 2020, 10:41:31 pm »

Pingu

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Re: BONG ..And Here is the Not News..BONG
« Reply #747 on: 29 February, 2020, 10:42:19 pm »
BONG! Bloody Stupid Johnson impregnates someone.

Cudzoziemiec

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Re: BONG ..And Here is the Not News..BONG
« Reply #748 on: 07 March, 2020, 01:17:02 pm »
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Kim

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Re: BONG ..And Here is the Not News..BONG
« Reply #749 on: 19 March, 2020, 02:52:20 pm »