Chris Crossland has recently made several of his rides available as permanents including one - the Old 240 - that really appealed to me. A nice hilly 400 km ride taking in some great scenery in northern England. I was really looking forward to this & set off from Mytholmroyd near Hebden Bridge on Saturday morning in good spirits. Here is what happened.
1. Start ride at 8.10 am just as it begins raining. Rain carries on without pause for the next 12 hours.
2. Effect of rain enhanced by blustery winds until Saturday afternoon (although thankfully this was a tailwind at times).
3. Saturday afternoon - route sheet resembles wet blotting paper & becomes unusable. Never mind, I have the route programmed into my GPS.
4. Top part of my GPS somehow falls off & I lose the data card containing the base maps. Never mind, I can still use it without the base maps.
5. Saturday evening - GPS gives up completely, probably thanks to 1 above.
6. Descending Hartside to Alston I discover that my brake pads have become dangerously worn down.
7. Reach Alston (after 198 km) & decide that because of 1-6 above I will pack.
8. Discover that all accommodation in Alston is fully booked because of a party in the townhall. Am briefly amused by the sight of numerous huge leeks on display in one hotel.
9. Go to the youth hostel. Door is open but nobody is about - no warden, no 'guests', nobody. Notice a sign on reception saying 'full'. Decide to wait in the lounge until warden emerges & ask if I can spend the night on a sofa.
10. 2 hours later & still nobody has turned up. Decide to fix brakes & carry on with ride. Will navigate using maps.
11. Remember that a side effect of some medication I took after I had made the decision to pack is severe drowsiness (I don't normally take this medication on night-time rides). Spend next few hours fighting off the urge to doze off on my bike and snatching brief periods of fitful, shivery sleep in phone boxes, bus shelters, etc.
12. Reach Scotch Corner service station at 4.30 in the morning. Drink 2 large coffees. Doze off while drinking one and spill it all over my leg when I awake with a start.
13. Almost begin to enjoy myself as dawn breaks and my GPS miraculously starts to work again.
14. Stop enjoying myself as I have to cycle through 2 sections of road flooded to about 10-15 cm deep.
15. The end is in sight as I ascend Cock Hill and prepare for the final descent to Hebden Bridge. Nothing more can go wrong now, surely.
16. Hear a loud bang as my back tyre explodes (the side of the tyre had completely worn through).
17. After a fruitless attempt to fix the tyre decide to cycle the last 8 km very slowly on the rim.
18. Reach Mytholmroyd at 11.59 - 27 hours 49 mins after setting off & just 26 mins inside the time limit.
The perverse thing is that now I'm back home I'm already beginning to look back on the ride with affection.