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citoyen

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Super-Twat
« Reply #3850 on: 20 May, 2020, 07:25:06 pm »
Quote from: hellymedic on 20 May, 2020, 05:09:43 pm
I'm finding myself in agreement with Piers Morgan, who no longer appears to be a CBE.
Apologies for Daily Heil link.
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8340621/Spare-hypocritical-claps-NHS-Prime-Minister.html

Things must have come to a pretty pass!
Careful you don’t speak too soon. He’s got a lot of ground to make up, and even a stopped clock etc.

If I were a betting man I’d put money on him reverting to type soon enough.

(I don’t know what it is you’re agreeing with though, since I don’t click on DM links - but I trust your judgment so I’m sure it’s very reasonable!)
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hellymedic

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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #3851 on: 20 May, 2020, 08:44:30 pm »
I'm sure others will tell how to get DM stuff without boosting click revenue.

In the mean time Piers Morgan's Tweets might be informative.
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citoyen

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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #3852 on: 20 May, 2020, 09:39:40 pm »
Thing is, it’s all very well Morgan lambasting Johnson now, but let’s not forget he was complicit in getting him installed in No 10 in the first place.

He’s simply doing what he has always done, which is to be a weather vane for popular opinion. He’s a very competent journalist but utterly cynical and unscrupulous.
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Regulator

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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #3853 on: 21 May, 2020, 06:40:56 am »
Quote from: citoyen on 20 May, 2020, 09:39:40 pm
Thing is, it’s all very well Morgan lambasting Johnson now, but let’s not forget he was complicit in getting him installed in No 10 in the first place.

He’s simply doing what he has always done, which is to be a weather vane for popular opinion. He’s a very competent journalist but utterly cynical and unscrupulous.


So like Johnson...

...but competent. 
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citoyen

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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #3854 on: 21 May, 2020, 08:09:17 am »
Bozo wasn’t even competent as a journalist - long track record of making shit up.

Otoh, he never hacked the phones of dead schoolgirls.
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Beardy

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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #3855 on: 21 May, 2020, 08:57:43 am »
Quote from: citoyen on 21 May, 2020, 08:09:17 am
Bozo wasn’t even competent as a journalist - long track record of making shit up.

Otoh, he was never caught hacking the phones of dead schoolgirls.
FTFY
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ian

Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #3856 on: 21 May, 2020, 09:03:27 am »
Quote from: citoyen on 21 May, 2020, 08:09:17 am
Bozo wasn’t even competent as a journalist - long track record of making shit up.

Otoh, he never hacked the phones of dead schoolgirls.

To be fair, he didn't do any actual journalism (at least not the digging through bins, hacking phones, and knocking on doors kind), he just expectorated some inky doggerel at the page and left an editor to turn it into something vaguely coherent. Only vaguely, it was mostly the Telegraph after all.
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Mr Larrington

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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #3857 on: 21 May, 2020, 10:34:10 am »
Quote from: citoyen on 21 May, 2020, 08:09:17 am
Bozo wasn’t even competent as a journalist - long track record of making shit up.

Otoh, he never hacked the phones of dead schoolgirls.

To be fair1 to the colossal bellend, nor did Piers "Morgan" Moron.  Probably because the scumbags at News International beat the Mirror hacks to it it.

1. Said Mr L, gritting his teeth so hard they resemble sandpaper.
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andrewc

Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #3858 on: 21 May, 2020, 12:28:23 pm »
I think Henry Smith is crawling into the lower reaches of the Twat table.  https://twitter.com/HenrySmithUK/status/1263394101002674176?s=20


Allison Pearson deserves a league of her own though. 
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citoyen

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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #3859 on: 21 May, 2020, 01:30:42 pm »
Quote from: Mr Larrington on 21 May, 2020, 10:34:10 am
To be fair1 to the colossal bellend, nor did Piers "Morgan" Moron.  Probably because the scumbags at News International beat the Mirror hacks to it it.

And to be far more fair than he deserves, he never did any actual hacking himself - he just got others to do it then pretended he knew nothing about it.
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Regulator

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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #3860 on: 21 May, 2020, 01:38:34 pm »
Quote from: andrewc on 21 May, 2020, 12:28:23 pm
I think Henry Smith is crawling into the lower reaches of the Twat table.  https://twitter.com/HenrySmithUK/status/1263394101002674176?s=20


Allison Pearson deserves a league of her own though.

Her and Sarah Vine...
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andrewc

Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #3861 on: 21 May, 2020, 02:22:45 pm »
Quote from: Regulator on 21 May, 2020, 01:38:34 pm
Quote from: andrewc on 21 May, 2020, 12:28:23 pm
I think Henry Smith is crawling into the lower reaches of the Twat table.  https://twitter.com/HenrySmithUK/status/1263394101002674176?s=20


Allison Pearson deserves a league of her own though.

Her and Sarah Vine...


Enough of your perverted fantasies Greg...... :hand:
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Tim Hall

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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #3862 on: 21 May, 2020, 03:14:44 pm »
Quote from: andrewc on 21 May, 2020, 12:28:23 pm
I think Henry Smith is crawling into the lower reaches of the Twat table.  https://twitter.com/HenrySmithUK/status/1263394101002674176?s=20
Fuck me, that's choice.

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citoyen

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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #3863 on: 21 May, 2020, 06:58:17 pm »
The "Independent" Office of Police Conduct...

Nothing to see here, move along.
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citoyen

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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #3864 on: 23 May, 2020, 08:40:06 am »
Joe Biden

Did he really think it was wise to say that out loud?

Idiot.
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citoyen

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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #3865 on: 23 May, 2020, 12:06:35 pm »
Classic Dom
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andrewc

Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #3866 on: 24 May, 2020, 10:49:28 pm »
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citoyen

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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #3867 on: 18 June, 2020, 04:00:14 pm »
Dominc Raab.

Talk about missing the zeitgeist.
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Davef

Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #3868 on: 18 June, 2020, 04:19:39 pm »
Quote from: citoyen on 18 June, 2020, 04:00:14 pm
Dominc Raab.

Talk about missing the zeitgeist.
Dominic of House Raab, Lord of Dragonstone, is the elder of Robert Baratheon's younger brothers. A brooding, humorless man known for a hard and unyielding sense of justice, he is obsessed with slights real and imagined. With the ruler dying, Ned sends him a letter appointing him as the legitimate heir


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Peter

Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #3869 on: 18 June, 2020, 04:30:37 pm »
I think there may be some illegitimate ones who'll dispute the ascendancy.
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Beardy

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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #3870 on: 18 June, 2020, 09:03:07 pm »
Quote from: Peter on 18 June, 2020, 04:30:37 pm
I think there may be some illegitimate ones who'll dispute the ascendancy.
They’re all illegitimate SOBs it’s just some of them were born within wedlock.
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TheLurker

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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #3871 on: 18 June, 2020, 09:19:30 pm »
Can we just nominate the entirety of the current cabinet and be done with it?
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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #3872 on: 19 June, 2020, 06:37:49 pm »
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Mr Larrington

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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #3873 on: 20 June, 2020, 12:10:03 pm »
Quote from: Mrs Pingu on 19 June, 2020, 06:37:49 pm
She'a a Super Twat but this must be a good thing
https://www.theguardian.com/media/2020/jun/19/katie-hopkins-permanently-removed-from-twitter

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Jurek

Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #3874 on: 21 June, 2020, 11:03:33 am »
Matt Cock.
Again.
Taking the knee.
Twat Supreme.
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