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Croft

Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #3250 on: 29 June, 2018, 02:15:08 pm »
Can we grant Danny Dyer a Temporary Release on Licence from the Super-Twat hall of fame for calling the chief architect of our current political miseries, David Cameron, a twat? Twice.

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Legs

Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #3251 on: 29 June, 2018, 02:50:56 pm »
I guess we'd have to ask Mark Kermode...
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citoyen

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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #3252 on: 29 June, 2018, 03:10:52 pm »
Quote from: Croft on 29 June, 2018, 02:15:08 pm
Can we grant Danny Dyer a Temporary Release on Licence from the Super-Twat hall of fame for calling the chief architect of our current political miseries, David Cameron, a twat? Twice.

Absolutely.

https://yacf.co.uk/forum/index.php?topic=107133.msg2299880#msg2299880
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T42

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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #3253 on: 02 July, 2018, 05:21:10 pm »
Me. Missed the bottom step going down the stairs, fell forward, landed on my knees and gave my right thigh a violent stretch with the quad contracted, and now badly pulled for certain.   I didn't put my hand down as I was carrying a cup.  Outer element of quad is now as stiff as a plank & hurts like a swine when I bend the leg, even with no load. I've slathered on enough ketoprofen gel to grease a slipway, but I doubt if I'll be on the bike again this week.
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Torslanda

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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #3254 on: 02 July, 2018, 06:46:20 pm »
^^ One for the 'Div' thread, surely . . . ?
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VELOMANCER

Quote from: trekker12 on 16 July, 2016, 08:54:33 am
Well that's the more blunt way of putting it but as usual he's dead right.

T42

  • Apprentice geezer
Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #3255 on: 03 July, 2018, 07:36:00 am »
Twat, div, what's the difference?  End result is that I'm sitting in my office looking out at a perfect cycling day - forecast said 20 kph following breeze for the outleg dropping to zero over lunch - hopping mad. Which takes some doing when you're sitting down.
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Beardy

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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #3256 on: 03 July, 2018, 07:54:50 am »
Quote from: T42 on 03 July, 2018, 07:36:00 am
Twat, div, what's the difference?  End result is that I'm sitting in my office looking out at a perfect cycling day - forecast said 20 kph following breeze for the outleg dropping to zero over lunch - hopping mad. Which takes some doing when you're sitting down.
From your initial report on this matter I suspect that hoping is all you'll be doing for the next few days ;D
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Legs

Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #3257 on: 03 July, 2018, 08:32:14 am »
Neymar.  What a fucking bell-end.
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T42

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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #3258 on: 03 July, 2018, 09:53:05 am »
Quote from: Beardy on 03 July, 2018, 07:54:50 am
Quote from: T42 on 03 July, 2018, 07:36:00 am
Twat, div, what's the difference?  End result is that I'm sitting in my office looking out at a perfect cycling day - forecast said 20 kph following breeze for the outleg dropping to zero over lunch - hopping mad. Which takes some doing when you're sitting down.
From your initial report on this matter I suspect that hoping is all you'll be doing for the next few days ;D

Hoping, trusting and spraying - aiming's hard when you've got a wobbly leg.  Now I understand the saying "the weakest go to the wall".
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Steph

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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #3259 on: 03 July, 2018, 01:57:48 pm »
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Aidan

Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #3260 on: 09 July, 2018, 03:50:58 pm »
oh he can be a twat in many more ways than one!

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/science-environment-44767140
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Efrogwr

Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #3261 on: 09 July, 2018, 10:09:17 pm »
Melanie Phillips.
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Mr Larrington

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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #3262 on: 10 July, 2018, 12:29:17 am »
Quote from: Efrogwr on 09 July, 2018, 10:09:17 pm
Melanie Phillips.

I take it this is about Mad Mel's completely upminster suggestion of sacking May, giving Garbage a peerage and making him PM?  Or has she done something else of epic Twattiness recently?
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Efrogwr

Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #3263 on: 10 July, 2018, 03:06:54 pm »
Quote from: Mr Larrington on 10 July, 2018, 12:29:17 am
Quote from: Efrogwr on 09 July, 2018, 10:09:17 pm
Melanie Phillips.

I take it this is about Mad Mel's completely upminster suggestion of sacking May, giving Garbage a peerage and making him PM?  Or has she done something else of epic Twattiness recently?


The first, but we cannot be sure that the second does not apply at present, although it soon will.
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bludger

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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #3264 on: 10 July, 2018, 03:24:22 pm »
Quote from: Aidan on 09 July, 2018, 03:50:58 pm
oh he can be a twat in many more ways than one!

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/science-environment-44767140

That one really makes me livid. Firstly because he's a fascist Knut, but also the lie about 'I returned the shark alive.' You don't hold a live shark in your hands on your lap. He killed it and threw it away. I hate his guts.
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Steph

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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #3265 on: 10 July, 2018, 08:25:57 pm »
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-leeds-44643037

"How much will the funeral cost?"

Sometimes, I wish I hadn't woken up.
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Tim Hall

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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #3266 on: 10 July, 2018, 11:34:10 pm »
Boris Johnson. Again. According to C4's fact check, he lied about EU safety regulation in his resignation letter. Linky

What's more it was about cyclist safety.
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Kim

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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #3267 on: 10 July, 2018, 11:54:17 pm »
It seems that Boris will lie in front of most types of vehicle.
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Torslanda

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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #3268 on: 11 July, 2018, 07:59:15 am »
Don't tease...
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VELOMANCER

Quote from: trekker12 on 16 July, 2016, 08:54:33 am
Well that's the more blunt way of putting it but as usual he's dead right.

spesh

Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #3269 on: 11 July, 2018, 01:03:50 pm »
Quote from: Kim on 10 July, 2018, 11:54:17 pm
It seems that Boris will lie in front of most types of vehicle.

To paraphrase a classic Latin insult*, Bojo est sicut Bojo facit...



* Stultus est sicut stultus facit (stupid is as stupid does).
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mrcharly-YHT

Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #3270 on: 15 July, 2018, 10:28:21 pm »
Elon Musk
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Tim Hall

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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #3271 on: 15 July, 2018, 10:51:44 pm »
Quote from: mrcharly-YHT on 15 July, 2018, 10:28:21 pm
Elon Musk
Hell's teeth. Just read up on his latest outbursts.  That's pretty vile stuff.
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spesh

Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #3272 on: 15 July, 2018, 10:57:36 pm »
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mrcharly-YHT

Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #3273 on: 15 July, 2018, 11:43:46 pm »
When I read of the submarine proposal, I thought "not a chance, it will be too rigid".

The flexible tube idea had some merit.

However, this attack, on someone who even before this latest cave rescue was already acknowledged to be an international expert in cave rescue, is beyond the pale.

Musk, you've jumped the shark. 
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Mrs Pingu

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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #3274 on: 15 July, 2018, 11:45:43 pm »
^what they said
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