<At Last The 1948 Show>
"When I were a lad, we 'ad no school bus, but were towed to school be'ind tractor on't sledge. All year round..."
"You 'ad tractor? And a sledge? Luxury! We 'ad t'make do wi' shire horse and sittin' on cardboard..."
"Oooooh, la-de-da! Look at you two jessies... we didn't even 'ave cardboard..."
[cont. ad nauseam]
</At Last The 1948 Show>