Author Topic: Audax Uxbridge Dictionary  (Read 11987 times)

Re: Audax Uxbridge Dictionary
« Reply #25 on: 12 October, 2013, 04:30:03 pm »
Edinburgh - Looking for a rabbit.
You're only as successful as your last 1200...

Re: Audax Uxbridge Dictionary
« Reply #26 on: 12 October, 2013, 04:50:20 pm »
Traquair has a second definition: "Whisky poured over a bowl of porridge".

hellymedic

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Re: Audax Uxbridge Dictionary
« Reply #27 on: 12 October, 2013, 05:08:59 pm »
Ickenham: Nauseous state after hard ride.
Rayners Lane: Wet street
Dollis Hill: Boring suburb
Moor Park: Public convenience

eck

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Re: Audax Uxbridge Dictionary
« Reply #28 on: 12 October, 2013, 05:14:43 pm »
Bogendriep (Scot, qv): the transparent wet globule that hangs from your nose on a long cold descent.
It's a bit weird, but actually quite wonderful.

Re: Audax Uxbridge Dictionary
« Reply #29 on: 12 October, 2013, 08:42:57 pm »
Bikey Mikey - quite a bit like a bike and a mike.
You're only as successful as your last 1200...

Re: Audax Uxbridge Dictionary
« Reply #30 on: 13 October, 2013, 10:28:22 am »
(nothing to add yet, thanks for all the above....
only just found this thread. My last two months could have been a lot happier!)

Jaded

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Re: Audax Uxbridge Dictionary
« Reply #31 on: 13 October, 2013, 10:51:16 am »
Clergy - blocked nose and sore throat on the last Sunday of the last month of your RRTY.
It is simpler than it looks.

Re: Audax Uxbridge Dictionary
« Reply #32 on: 14 October, 2013, 01:22:00 pm »

Parallelogram - Diagram of a Slough Livingston Slough route.

Alleluia - Exclamation of joy/relief uttered when nearly 1200km into a 1400km ride if it's taken that long to experience your first bowel movement.

Jaded

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Re: Audax Uxbridge Dictionary
« Reply #33 on: 14 October, 2013, 01:46:28 pm »
Tillage - the time it takes the slow member of staff to give you a usable receipt for PoP.
It is simpler than it looks.

hellymedic

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Re: Audax Uxbridge Dictionary
« Reply #34 on: 14 October, 2013, 02:13:18 pm »
Hopscotch: unshod Traquair breakfast.

hillbilly

Re: Audax Uxbridge Dictionary
« Reply #35 on: 14 October, 2013, 07:59:57 pm »
(Looking back on my old posts as Weirdy Biker.  Carbohydrate and fudgepacking.  Pffft).

Atlas - looking at a map and realising you are 2km from the Arrivee
Ballast - the exclamation of an overweight rider at the Arrivee of a grimpeur
Pensive - the look of one filtering through the saddle bag for a writing instrument at an information control.
Bastard - a sheep who runs across your path on a fast descent

Re: Audax Uxbridge Dictionary
« Reply #36 on: 15 October, 2013, 08:31:26 am »
Eggsessentialism - early morning ride on empty stomach rewarded by hearty breakfast 

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Re: Audax Uxbridge Dictionary
« Reply #37 on: 15 October, 2013, 08:55:49 am »
Tailwind - story about the effect of baked beans on audaxers
Climbs like a sprinter, sprints like a climber!

hillbilly

Re: Audax Uxbridge Dictionary
« Reply #38 on: 15 October, 2013, 12:43:05 pm »
Asswiper - a randonneur who uses a credit card rather than cash for a 10p Freddo

Re: Audax Uxbridge Dictionary
« Reply #39 on: 15 October, 2013, 12:47:20 pm »
I get the distinct impression not everyone quite gets the idea behind the Uxbridge English Dictionary.   ;D
You're only as successful as your last 1200...

Re: Audax Uxbridge Dictionary
« Reply #40 on: 15 October, 2013, 08:16:14 pm »

Dollis Hill: Boring suburb
;D
Class, pure class ....

hellymedic

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Re: Audax Uxbridge Dictionary
« Reply #41 on: 15 October, 2013, 08:38:27 pm »

Dollis Hill: Boring suburb
;D
Class, pure class ....

I'm afraid this is not all mine. I heard it called 'Dull as Hell'...

Re: Audax Uxbridge Dictionary
« Reply #42 on: 15 October, 2013, 09:35:32 pm »

Dollis Hill: Boring suburb
;D
Class, pure class ....

I'm afraid this is not all mine. I heard it called 'Dull as Hell'...

Shush, I won't tell  :thumbsup:

hellymedic

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Re: Audax Uxbridge Dictionary
« Reply #43 on: 16 October, 2013, 01:18:26 pm »
Where can I sleep?

Onamatopeia.

mikewigley

Re: Audax Uxbridge Dictionary
« Reply #44 on: 16 October, 2013, 08:17:17 pm »
Where can I sleep?

Onamatopeia.

The Uxbridge definition for Onamatopeia would also include some reference to incontinence

Re: Audax Uxbridge Dictionary
« Reply #45 on: 16 October, 2013, 09:27:36 pm »

Equipment for keeping your body clear of the floor of certain bus shelters.

Re: Audax Uxbridge Dictionary
« Reply #46 on: 16 October, 2013, 09:56:28 pm »
Bartape: Yellow, spikey-haired chimp.

Re: Audax Uxbridge Dictionary
« Reply #47 on: 16 October, 2013, 10:00:42 pm »
Kidderminster - Lobbying sting to catch out a front bench politician.

Kidderminster Killer - 007 revenge reprisal.
You're only as successful as your last 1200...

Re: Audax Uxbridge Dictionary
« Reply #48 on: 16 October, 2013, 10:05:04 pm »
PBP - briefly interrupted during a "comfort" break
You're only as successful as your last 1200...

hillbilly

Re: Audax Uxbridge Dictionary
« Reply #49 on: 16 October, 2013, 10:09:28 pm »
Pirate - cost of a Ginsters